FML DIY CONTEST #10 Starring Lillian Lamour (Patreon)

Double Take  Inspired by  bd37gc362  (patreon)

Today, waking up at new Boyfriend’s home for the first time, he was such a gentlemen and offered to go on a coffee run for the both of us. So, I decided to reward him with a sexy surprise upon his return. I stripped down and hid behind the couch ready to jump up, when I heard the front door open. I was just bouncing with excitement, when I heard a female voice exclaim “Honey! I'm home early! Where you at, baby cakes?” There was no time to get dressed, so I made a  mad dash for the front door, only to completely collide with her, knocking us both to the floor. To my shock she was also naked!! Apparently she wanted to give her husband, MY boyfriend, the same surprise!... FML   

Maid to Pay  Inspired by  bd37gc362  (patreon)

Today, was my first day working for a new client. They hired me to clean their house and feed their dogs while they're away on vacation. I made the unfortunate decision to tap into their wine collection and accidentally spilled it all down the front of me! Since I was all alone in the house, I decided to utilize their laundry room and just clean naked until my clothes were dry. As the night progressed I just kinda forgot I was naked...until I took the trash out completely naked, only to be blinded by car lights in the driveway, their flight was canceled...FML 

ENDING: I was so embarrassed the only thing I could think to tell them was that I was a naked maid and I thought that THEY understood that...Well, it worked. They bought it and took the blame...Only problem is, they didn't fire me and now I have to clean their house naked every time...Double FML    

The Tweet  Inspired By  Pirate Boy  (youtube)

Today, I have been quarantined at home for the last few days. To cure my Boredom I decided to go on Twitter and saw that they prefer cats over dogs so I made a tweet disagreeing. After an hour my tweet blew up and so many people where dming me hurtful things so I just put my phone down because what can they do to me, right? I then got hungry so I ordered some door dash.   CUT TO:  Door dash driver. He notices and recognizes who the customer is from twitter. So the dasher decides to put laxatives in her drink. The door dash driver then rings her doorbell and hands Lillian her food. Driver says “enjoy your food” and walks away giggling.   The driver was a bit weird, but I didn't think anything of it until after I devoured the food within 10 minutes I needed the toilet like yesterday! With no time to spare, I started undressing on my way to the john. I tripped over my pants, and fell to the ground. I literally crawled to the toilet, holding it in until the second my bottom plopped onto that throne and lost complete control.    CUT TO: Doordash driver is tweeting at her in the thread. Stating, “Hope you're sitting upon your throne as you read this, but I took the liberty of turning your water off outside. Here's a picture.”   She is reading it on the toilet and says out loud...FML