Blackbird 'n Decker (Complete) (Patreon)

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2017-10-27 09:52:21

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2021-01

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"People generally are surprised to see an aeromorph cooking. This cold, metal being incapable of taste preparing food? Of course, few people know, or recall I was once a human, and even fewer know that I worked in my mama's diner in Franklin for 5 years before I joined the Air Force. Sometimes I had to take over as head cook, and of course ma made sure I got some of her signature recipes down. None I recall more clearly than my mama's jambalaya. I loved it, and so did the locals.

Since then, whenever I fly in to rest at a base or am traveling, I like to sometimes surprise some of the organic, on-base personnel with my culinary skills, bring a little bit of the South with me. Although I have the recipe right down to heart, and recorded on my core, I can't taste it at all, just smell it. I sometimes have to enlist the aid of a chef to make sure it's perfect - you know you've got it right when your cooking makes an atheist mutter "oh my God".

The kicker? I'd probably be the first cook who'd ever have to clean her hands with heavy duty de-greaser and Oxi-Clean before they're clean enough to cook with."

And here it is folks! Done!

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