CW for slurs (reclaimed and affectionate(ish))
unironically I'm loving writing this. No magic, no supernatural elements, no sci fi, just good old fashioned romcom nonsense with a narrator who won't shut the fuck up
Chapter One: The Breakups "Survival of the fittest" may go into history as one of the most misunderstood sentences ever uttered. While modern day diet-and-fitness culture may have people believe that the 'fittest' in this case means those who are the most physically capable, the actual reality o...