Emergency Survival Methods (Patreon)

 No, this isn't *horrifically* late, it really was colder here when this was ordered in like mid-April...

 Or maybe this is just happening in my dreams. Makes sense, after all, there *is* a sphinx getting sodomized. Anyway, commission for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/captainchrysalis who's gettin' blorped by Knight < 3