Bodymod 2000 (Patreon)

"So this is the new array of products we're going to release on European Market in Q3, and Q4 in Japan & North America. We will focus marketing on new custom options, for a full personal experience."
"As such, we need to train sales teams for those mods, maybe incentivize relationship managers to do those mods for themselves it order to present it to customers."
"We will now go on expected financial results for Q3 & Q4, base on a 25% turnover increase..."

It might be time to buy some shares of Bodymod Inc, or maybe apply in their workforce : a free bodymod for any new joiner !