Breaking News (Patreon)

 "Breaking news sending shockwaves through the world of professional eating and beyond.

Cindy Parsley just last week having set a new world record after eating 200 burgers, pictured above, just gave birth to 12 children, 4 times the amount allowed when competing in league events. How she fooled the doctors and refs is beyond comprehension, I mean look at her...

uhmm…  

She was not available for comment, but this will surely hurt her career and add an asterisk to her new world record. You just hate to see good athletes break the rules to get a competitive edge."