Early release, "Wesley Plunkett's Pep Rally" (Patreon)

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I got to thinking the other day about old old stories like the Friend Zone series and Heaven Hath No Wrath, and I thought it might be fun to dip into an old theme I haven't done much with in a while and play around with a little bit of friend-zoning. I didn't really know what it was going to look like, and in the end, I just sort of kept whipping up high school hottie archetypes and tossing them at Wesley's feet. It's a super guilty pleasure, a protagonist I found both adorable and irredeemable, but it's really just a mind-control-flavored riff on all those teen romances where the guy wants a toxic girl who's bad for him, obsessing over her to the extent that he doesn't realize the perfect girl was right there in front of him the whole time. Just that the toxic girl is just a pretty normal girl, from what we see of her, and the perfect girl right there in front of him is every single hot girl a peer-reviewed hotness rating system has to offer.

Anyway, I just wanted to write something hot, and hopefully you enjoy. More to come!