Free Paizuri! (Patreon)

"Uh, hi! Welcome to sweet apple acres! Are you interested in a... p- p- ti-... sorry, uh... massage? Um, for free. Yes - no, I mean, it's not a prank... I think."

"Oh, why? Uh, I'm not sure, to be honest, you'd have to ask pinkie pie."

The girls prepare to open their stall. In the distance, the sound of a whistle and the rustling of bushes goes un-noticed amongst the usual farm noise.

"Huh, I wonder where Applebloom got to? I guess she ain't gettin' in on the action in the end. Oh well. Maybe she just ain't feelin' it, ain't nothin' wrong with that. Ah just figured y'know, maybe she could meet someone from outta town!. But whadda I know."

"Say, pinkie, how is this supposed to boost business again? It ain't like we're hurtin' for it in the first place, anyway..."

"Oh applejack, haven't you heard of free samples? It's basic marketing, silly!"

"We don't sell titties though, we grow apples... But, if you say so!"

"C'mon up, boys! Get yer titjobs while the gettin's good!"

"Thaaaat's right! We've got six of the bestest breastests in ponyville, here for a one time free sample MASSAGE SERVICE!"

"W- wooo... Please uh, buy some apple family cider? T-Thank you."

The boys approach the stand. Fluttershy and Applejack are easy choices, but Pinkie Pie? WIth her sleek chest, she's a bit of a head scratcher.

"So uh, how's this supposed to work, then?"

Pinkie gave a sly grin. "Betcha weren't expecting.... THIS!"

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Meanwhile, back behind the barn:

"Oh yes, brother! Get a load of these splendiferous puppies!"

"You know flim, I dare say she's managed to grow them bigger than her sister's, eh?"

"And she's much more... agreeable in temperament. Trust me."

"Oh, I believe it, brother!"

"Alright boys, don'tcha think it's time we uh, y'know, go for it? Enough with the teasin' already, mah pretty little apple pussy is - Wh- aw, come on! Gh- mmmfpt!"

But alas, minutes later the business of the paizuri booth is wrapping up, and just as flam is finally ready to give applebloom what she wants, applejack glances in the wrong direction: 

"Wha- Applebloom! With the dang FLIM FLAM brothers?? Whaddid ah tell you about fraternizing with those worthless sons of bitches, get back here ya SCOUNDRELS!"

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And here it is, Free Paizuri! This was meant to be a fun little project in between Hot Bolt Summer and the upcoming easter project - so of course, it kind of balooned out of control and took a lot longer than I originally planned, but I think we ended up with something pretty special!

as usual, check out the animations in 1080p, and 4K!