Rowing machine (Patreon)

"Try the new machine in our gym! 

It is well researched that laughter tightens our core muscles! 

Our fitness team has combined this powerful, reflexive workout in our brand new, high-tech machine that's sure to be a hit. 

Just place yourself in the machine and it will do the work for you, making you move in the best ways to burn calories and tone muscles.

 It doesn't even feel like a workout! Come in and try it today! 

It's sure to leave you with a smile."  

This is partly changed to adapt the design, but most credit goes to a couple of dear patrons that toyed with the idea with me on Discord!