Dark Souls teased-by-hot-roommate speedrun challenge (Patreon)

Rules for this speedrun: 

- Butt naked or anything as close as possible to that.
- Arms tied together however you please, and hands taped to controller
- Your roommate calls the shots and so does chat.
- Kill Gwyn in less than 2 hours  

An extra version too, simulating a Twitch stream, which is the way I envisioned this piece.