Time to vote! (Patreon)

Alright! It is time to pick the new Patreon reward!  We need to decide what should be the new, considerably more fuckable mascot for Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats!  As always here are your suggestions.

Whenever I got a suggestion that did not include a name, catchphrase, physical description or gimmick, I added one of my own.  See what you think.

1.

Name: Nollie

Species: Snow leopard.

Tagline: "I'm gonna do a shred!"  Proceeds to do so either on a snowboard, or guitar.

Appearance: All 90s/2000s X-treme. Leans on the "shredded" side of the name with references to shredding.  And of course, she'd be shredded.

2.

Name: Sugar Beats

Species: Zebra

Tagline: "Sometimes it's cool to be square."

Appearance: Rocking the beatnik look. Turtle neck and pencil skirt with go-go boots and a beret.

3.

Name: Cake Doe

Species: White-tailed deer.

Tagline: "A bite-sized treat that's sugar sweet!

Appearance: Pastry chef hat and apron. Wields a frosting bag like a gun to squirt frosting everywhere!

4.

Name: Sweet Wheat

Species: Capybara

Tagline: "Stay frosty."

Appearance: Hippy-dippy and extremely chill and zen.  Looks rather like a mini-wheat herself, with squarish body and bristly brown hair.

5.

Name: Mindy, to play with the 'mini' part of the cereal name.

Species: Mink

Tagline: "Sweet, small and always satisfying!"

Appearance: One-piece Baywatch-style lifeguard swimsuit.

6.

Named Sugar Snow.

Species: Polar bear

Tagline: "Super sweet, just like me!"

Appearance: Like Tony, she's the rocking the sporting look with an orange tube top and black bike shorts, but unlike him she's trying to balance her taste for sweet snacks with staying fit, and finds frosted high-fiber to be an adequate compromise.

7.

Name: Jackie Frost.

Species: Caribou.

Tagline: "Let's fiberrr uuuuppppp!"

Appearance: Wheat brown, with white neck and back. Red scarf and winter boots. Is Smol, despite her species.

8.

Name: Trisha.

Species: Tiger. 

Tagline: "They're better than Frosties!"

Appearance: Running shorts and crop top. Yandere. Clearly trying too hard to out-tony Tony.

9.

Name: Sweet Dreams

Species: Sheep.

Tagline: "With sugar on top!"

Appearance: Nerdy cute. Smol. Focuses on the 'pillow' aspect of the shredded wheat pillow shape.  Is show happily slumbering and nibbling on her pillow while dreaming of Mini Wheats.  The box shows that the prize inside is a body pillow casing featuring Sweet Dreams.

10.

Name: Alaska Route 

Species: Artic fox

Tagline: "The bite-size treat with undercover fibre!"

Appearance: Secret agent on a mission to get kids to eat their shredded wheat by adding delicious frosting.

11.

Name: Musica Mouse

Species: Deer mouse.

Tagline: "I ain't kidding you!"

Appearance: Wheat brown fur with white pixie cut hair. MILF that has to find a convenient way to give breakfast to her numerous brood.

12.

Name: Penny Buckwheat

Species: Horse

Tagline: "The mighty cower before my horse power!"

Appearance: A powerlifter, and Mini Wheats are her spinach.

13.

Name: Holly Cow

Species: Holstein cow

Tagline: "If Y'all can get the milk from me, I can get the frostin' from you!"

Appearance: Daisy dukes and a tied up kellog's T-shirt. Flirty farmer's daughter type.

14.

Name: Blanche Blancmange

Species: White dove

Tagline: "How about some breakfast, darling?"

Appearance: Busty with a cartoony french accent.  Dressed like a madame running a birdhouse of ill repute.

15.

Name: Jesse Checkers

Species: Border collie

Tagline: "You take the whole grain wheat, throw in the sugar beet, and you've got a breakfast treat so crispy, crunchy and sweet!"

Appearance: Amish farmer outfit. Always experimenting with putting ther crop of wheat together with her crop of sugar beets.