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Two months ago, we set off to explore the cavernous recesses of Cozy Glow's psyche and try to hunt down the elusive beast that is her greatest fear.  So far, here are the candidates you put forward:

-Spiders!

-Wasps!

-Cats!

-Heights!

-Spankings!

-The looming spectre of dying alone!

-Powerful tornadoes!

-Barney the Dinosaur!

-Being turned to stone... but in an embarrassingly cute position!

-Public bondage

-Public bondage... in a free kissing booth, with her allies looking on!

-Public bondage... while her secret sombra/sunburst/cozy glow movie script is read aloud by Principal Twilight!

-Getting transformed into a naughty toy and used by Principal Twilight!

-Getting turned into a glow-in-the dark beer cozy as a terrible visual pun!

-Army of unkillable Spongebob clones!

-Having to watch all episodes of G3.5!

-Nerdification!

-Being a 47-year-old stripper, living in a dump, married to Snips AND Snails!

-Having her favorite triple X video interrupted juuuust as she was about to come because the participants want to take a moment to talk about their sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends.

So what shall it be? Send in your vote, and the winning entry will get drawn! Huzzah!



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Frist

All my votes towards Spankings 🏏!

Charon

Definitely voting for "-Being a 47-year-old stripper, living in a dump, married to Snips AND Snails!" Way too much hilariously depressingness to pass up on.

Relaxing Dragon

Glow-in-the-dark beer cozy all the way

Anonymous

All of G3.5. We had to suffer with this knowledge, so shall she.

KyubiCat

-Spankings!

Anonymous

Spankings!