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New masterpiece by PhillipThe2. 

Ann, sitting at her desk, catches up on some paperwork before she has to go into surgery.  A generic and overly excited DJ babbles on the radio in the background...

DJ: Alright!  Good morning Middleburg!  You'er listening to 99.9 FM, 'The Burg'!  Britina is coming to the 'burg auditorium this Friday and I have two all-access, VIP tickets to give away to the tenth caller!

Ann: (thinking) Oh, what the hell.

Ann grabs her cell phone and dials...

DJ: Hey, who's this?!? Ann: Ummm, Ann. DJ: Ann!  You're the tenth caller!  You just won two front row, all-access, VIP tickets to see Britina!

A short time later, Ann's phone rings...

Shego: Girl, did I just hear you on the radio?!?  Aren't you a little old for Britina?  You secretly sing along to Kidz Bop on the way to work, don't you?

Ann: Oh, har-har, very funny.  I'm hanging up now.

Shego: Ohhh, c'mon now, don't be that way.  Seriously though...Britina?

Ann: I dunno, I'd be the oldest person there...they'd probably think I was some kid's chaperone.  I'm probably gonna give the tickets to one of my nurses...she's got kids that age.  

Shego: Oooo, but she is one seriously smokin' hot little package.  Wait, didn't Kim have a thing with her?  Like, mile-high club on a private jet kinda thing?

Ann: What?  Heh...you're joking, right?

Shego: Ohhh nooo!  Lil' miss perfect, blonde goody two-shoes...total freak when the cameras aren't on her.

Ann: Hmmm.  So, you doing anything Friday night?

Shego: I thought you'd never ask!

Thank you, Phil! Great job!

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