Parkour Fail (Patreon)

“Oh, shit,” Naomi exclaimed from the floor as she tried to focus her vision, which was very difficult after her head had rotated four times on its own axis.

Once her vision cleared a bit, she could see how her body was broken in several pieces and scattered across the park floor like a big puzzle of a very sexy woman. Fortunately, her private parts were still covered to a certain extent by her underwear, so she wasn’t exposed in public.

“I guess it wasn't a good idea to try to do parkour in heels,” she lamented plaintively. Naomi was a “clay” mutant girl which allowed her to separate her body in almost any way possible. She was always grateful for having a mutation that retaining the advantages of health and beauty but doesn’t bring attention from others, unless an accident like this happened. However, this mutation had also caused Naomi to be impulsive and reckless, like in this situation where she tried to take a shortcut and jumped over a railing in a somewhat clumsy way. Her heel got caught on the railing and she crashed to the floor as her body rolled down the stairs, destroying herself in the process.

“Shit, I think I'm going to need help putting myself together this time,” she said to herself as she tried to move her pieces. Suddenly she saw that some children were walking distractedly in her direction.

“Hey kids, this way!” she shouted to them. The boys looked everywhere looking for who had called them until one noticed the head lying on the floor a few meters ahead, “Here! Guys, please come...”

“U…u… A ZOMBIE,” one of them shouted and they ran away in terror.

"What? What do you mean A ZOMBIE? A Zombie would like to look as good as I do," she claimed angrily, "I can't believe that at her age they have never seen a clay girl destroyed into dozens of pieces".

She suddenly felt a breath near her foot. She tried to look to the side and she saw a dog sniffing one of her feet.

“Heeeey, cute little dog,” Naomi said in a tone that was trying to be friendly. The dog looked at her for a second before taking Naomi's foot in its jaws with the intention of carrying it away.

“Hey NO!” she shouted, “Those heels are expensive!”

The dog shook Naomi's foot as if it was a toy, sending her heel flying. After that he ran away with Naomi's foot in his mouth until he was out of sight.

“Ugh, at least I didn’t lose my heel,” Naomi sighed, “I'm lucky that my mutation also regenerates lost parts… I think. If it was a portal type NBM I would be genuinely screwed”

She tried to concentrate. If the dog returned or other animals got to her pieces, her adventure could end very badly. It was very early and no people were visible in the distance. She had to get out of that problem herself.

“Shit, I have to think fast. What would my cousin do in this situation,” she thought, “Oh yeah, right, Brittany wouldn't have tried to jump over a railing in heels in the first place”.

She suddenly remembered a trick she saw on the Tik Tok account of an NBM girl with incredible control of her mutation, the popular Carla Clay. In the video the girl jumped on her bed and separated her body in the air into many small pieces. The pieces bounced randomly on the bed before colliding with each other, they got under the sheets and joined together, leaving Carla under the sheets in one single piece.

“That must be the solution. Sure, unless it was just video editing, but I don't have much choice,” Naomi thought. She focused on her body and little by little her pieces began to separate. The large pieces, such as thighs and forearms, began to crack and separate into marble-sized particles. She tried not to form very small particles to prevent the wind from carrying them away. Soon she could feel that her body was completely disintegrated into small pieces. With a bit of practice, she made them bounce and move, spinning around on themselves. The little pieces began to move and come together. She concentrated so that when the pieces touched each other they would take the shape of her body. Her legs, arms and torso soon reformed. After a few minutes her headless body was once again assembled and naked in front of her. It bent down, took her head and put it back on.

“Yes, I’m finally complete!” she said to herself with relief, “Although I'm sure I must have lost a few curves or inches because of that stupid dog”.

“Miss, stop there,” a policewoman called her attention. She was a tall woman, almost an Amazon, with four arms and an angry expression “You are detained for indecent exposure”.

“Oh really… you couldn't have arrived 10 minutes earlier?” Naomi protested.

“You'll have time to explain this at the police station after you get dressed” the woman told her dryly.

“…It definitely wasn't a good idea to do parkour in heels,” Naomi said as she finished dressing to head to the police car.