Family Backyard Skydiving (Patreon)

Son : Mom, dad and I want to go skydiving this weekend, what do you think?

Mom : Are you serious? It's pretty expensive and dangerous, I won't allow you!

Dad : C'mon honey, We really want to try it, at least once in my life. As a men, this is a perfect sport to prove our manliness.

Son : Yeah mom, danger is our source of happiness.

Mom : I have an idea, how about we go skydiving in the backyard? It's free and safe.

Dad : Are you kidding me? How can we go skydiving in the backyard?

Son : Yeah mom, it's ridiculous, even if we jumped from the roof the height is too low, it will be no fun.

Mom : You can talk like that after you try it. Now, follow me, I will show you the way to do it.

Daughter : What are you guys going to do?

Mom : Perfect timing! Come with us sweetie, we will watch your dad and your big brother go skydiving.

*in the backyard

Mom : I found 2 old parachute from the warehouse, do you know how to use it?

Son : Well, I watched some video about skydiving in the internet, so I'm pretty confident I can use it.

Dad : What is the meaning of using a parachute if we are still in the backyard?

Mom : Don't worry about the details, tell me if you're ready.

Son & Dad : We're ready, what's next?

Mom : Now I want you two to close your eyes for a second and don't move.

*Son & Dad closes their eyes*

*Mom pulled out a remote from her pocket, pointed it at her son and husband. She pushed the button and a bright flash came out from the remote. Suddenly, her son and her husband became so tiny ,standing on the ground. She put the remote back to her pocket and walked toward them slowly*

Mom : Keep your eyes closed! Don't open it until I told you to open your eyes

*She need to search for a little bit since they're so small*

Mom : (Ah, there you are!) *She raised her hands towards them to pick them up*

Mom : Okay, you can open your eyes

*When they open their eyes, they saw a pair of gigantic hands coming towards them, they didn't have time to run or scream, Mom's giant hands captured them. She closed her both hands like a ball and leaves a small room between her hands to trap them*

Mom : Now sweetie, I will hand over your tiny dad and brother to your hand. After I give them to you, you must close your hands quickly, so they can't escape or fall. Remember, don't close it too tight, or you will crush them, make some room for them, okay?

Daughter : Okay

*Mom put her hands on her daughter's hands, she dropped those 2 people into her daughter's palm of hands. The daughter closed her hands instantly after she got them on her hands*

Daughter : Wow, I can feel them running over my hands. Now what will we do mom?

Mom : Remember your parachute figure toys? You must throw them up as high as you can to make it fly. Now just throw them like the one of the parachute figure, but this time it is smaller.

Daughter : Okay, dad, brother, here we go!

*She threw them up, they were panicking and spinning in the air*

Mom : Hurry up, open your parachute!

*They were too panic, they didn't even try to open the parachute. They were starting to fall. Fortunately, mom's hand captured them and saved them*

Mom : I told you it's dangerous, look, you can't even open your parachute.

Son : I never thought that you will shrunk us! We're not even ready!

Mom : Well, I'm afraid if I told you that you shrunk, you will run in panic and lost in the grass. So are you going to try it again?

Dad : Okay, we're ready for real right now! Throw us back once more!

*Mom put them on her daughter's hand again, then she threw them up again. This time, they can open their parachute and fly*

Daughter : They did it! I want to see their expression, but they're too small.

Mom : Here, use this magnifying glass, so you can watch them more clearly.

Mom : There is your dad. Say hi to your dad sweetie, this is his first time skydiving

Daughter : Hi dad! He looks so happy