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Greenstone was divided into two sections. The smaller portion of the city, although still large, was an artificial island. It was the domain of the nobility, adventurers, and those with the wealth and influence to keep such company. In a stunning failure of imagination, the artificial island had been named ‘The Island.’

The larger and older part of the city showed creativity in being named ‘Old City.’ It hugged the coast where the magically fed Mistrun River created a sprawling delta. Old City was raised up on thick foundations and secured behind a massive wall. Numerous inlets fed the city with the magic-infused water on which much of its infrastructure relied.

Old City had been run by a trio of crime families since the wealthy and powerful all moved to the Island. So long as the trade kept moving and the money kept flowing, the noble houses and merchant barons were satisfied to let them. The situation had gone unchanged for more than a century until the last few years saw sudden upheaval.

Two of the big three crime families had been eliminated. The leader of the third had been legitimised and installed in the newly formed office of mayor of Old City, answering directly to the Duke of Greenstone. It was part of a wave of change, following a number of events centred on the Adventure Society.

In the Old City, crime obviously hadn’t been eliminated. But with the legitimisation of the last crime family standing, much of what had been shady business was brought into the light. The darkest corners of the city were cleared out; the worst depravities quietly eliminated before they could embarrass the new mayor.

The famously corrupt city militia were disbanded as protection rackets became security services. They still took the money but offered actual protection, and no longer clashed over territory. Gambling houses and brothels were no longer subject to conflicting crime families and corrupt militiamen, but now they had to pay taxes.

The most recognisable landmark in Old City was the Fortress. A holdover from Greenstone’s early days as a colony, it had long been the place where old money and Old City sleaze came together. Even as the city changed, the Fortress did not, remaining the place where the reputable of Greenstone could slake their less reputable appetites.

Former Magic Society director Lucian Lamprey had been shameless enough to maintain a large and highly visible office amongst the stands for the Fortress’ fighting arena. Such brazenness had led to his downfall, however, and his successor was not so careless.

Pochard Finn had been Lucian Lamprey’s long-time deputy. He had done the actual work during Lamprey’s famously corrupt tenure. Pochard was a man who understood the value of discretion and the consequences of failing to maintain it. He did maintain an office in the Fortress, like his predecessor, from which to conduct his less savoury business and occasional indulgences. Rather than being used for garish displays of power, however, it was hidden away from prying eyes.

It was also well guarded, relative to the city it was in. The essence users of Greenstone were famously weak, and good thugs were getting harder to come by. The once atrociously corrupt Adventure Society was getting cleaned up alongside Old City, and there were fewer dropouts with every passing year. Those that did were quickly snapped up by the noble houses or the mayor of Old City for relatively honest work.

Pochard had a few of the scarce bronze-rank criminals as guards, although it was more to secure his affairs in his absence than through any need for protection. Pochard’s silver rank, though gained through cores, made him one of the most powerful people in the city.

That held true right up until some adventurer came waltzing into town, usually a Geller. Fortunately, the Gellers mostly kept to their compound in the delta and stayed out of local politics. When they didn’t, things could change drastically, however, as the last few years had shown. The city was still settling into its new normal after the last time adventurers had thrown their weight around.

Pochard realised they were throwing it again, in the form of one of his guards. The door to his office in the Fortress exploded as the guard flew through it, sending splinters of wood raining down. The guard didn’t slow down until he flew across the office and crunched into the wall.

The man didn’t move from where he fell in a heap, although a whimpering moan said he was still alive. That kind of force only came from a silver-ranker, and one with proper aura training if Pochard hadn’t sensed them.

When a large man stepped through the now-smashed doorway, it was inevitably a Geller. It could have been worse, Pochard reflected. It could have been Danielle Geller, rather than her son. What trouble he would be was yet to be seen, but there was no way he was as much trouble as his mother. That woman had walked into the heart of the Magic Society campus and thrashed the director half to death in his own office.

Pochard remembered her son from various high society events. Polite, forthright and a little lacking in confidence, given his background. He had always been a large boy, but seemed smaller, almost shrunken in his hesitance. Years had clearly hardened him up as he strode through the doorway like the chiselled image of a god, needing to turn a little to fit his broad shoulders.

Pochard got up from behind his desk, ignoring the moaning guard as he stepped around him to greet Humphrey Geller.

“Lord Geller,” Pochard said. “It’s been some time. I didn’t realise you were back in the city.”

“I’m not, officially,” Humphrey said. “That’s why I’m here in the Fortress. It’s the place for illicit affairs. It’s my first visit, actually, although my fiancé is more familiar with it.”

“Your fiancé?”

“Surely you remember, Mr Finn? You’re the one who brokered the deal to have her handed over to your old boss. To be used in service of his depraved appetites.”

“I have no idea what—”

“Don’t lie to him,” a female voice cut him off. Pochard turned to see a woman standing behind him. There was only one doorway to the office and he hadn’t seen her use it. He recalled that her powers were focused on speed, not stealth, which was rather disturbing. She’d gotten inside too fast for him to see, without kicking up so much as a breeze.

She was still the most beautiful woman he had ever encountered. The chocolate skin, contrasted by silver hair and eyes was as striking as ever. She looked little different, despite ranking up, as there had been little to improve upon. The changes were subtle; the sheen of her hair and the lustre of her skin.

“Sophie Wexler,” he said, realising he’d stared a little too long. “Are you here seeking recompense for your treatment at the hands of my predecessor?”

“Are you going to claim you had nothing to do with it?” she asked.

“That would be an obvious lie,” he said. “It was no secret that Lucien Lamprey would have accomplished very little on his own. A dire lack of discipline. So, I will admit that certain arrangements were facilitated by me.”

“I grew up around people like you,” she told him. “Slime clinging to the walls. I don’t blame you for your part in my unpleasant days here. You were doing your best to slink towards the light, and I understand that. But Humphrey is a good man who never waded into the muck like you and I have. He has ideals, and those ideals take a certain view on people like you. So don’t lie to him, Finn. And don’t try to keep from us what we’re here to take. Otherwise, you might find out just how intolerant he can be of your kind. Especially ones who have done things to me.”

“He’s not going to cross the line,” Pochard said. “He’s an adventurer, and quite the upstanding example of one. I remember his mother making quite sure of that. He’s not going to sully the Geller name.”

“Yes,” Sophie said. “He is a Geller. Old Greenstone nobility. And here in the Fortress, Greenstone aristocrats do the things that they don’t talk about after they leave. Like putting their hands on either side of your head and slowly squeezing them together.”

“Sophie, I’m not doing that,” Humphrey said.

A look of annoyance crossed Sophie’s face.

“Humphrey, I’m intimidating here. Just stand there looking large and handsome.”

“I’m not going to slowly and painfully kill anyone,” Humphrey insisted. “I’ll do it quick and clean. It’s easier to get rid of the body that way.”

“Oh, like you know how to get rid of bodies,” Sophie said.

“I’ve spent a decent number of airship rides sitting next to Belinda,” Humphrey said. “She told me all about the best ways to discreetly eliminate corpses in Greenstone. No matter how many times I asked her not to. I don’t think she’s really killed as many people as her stories implied, though.”

“She hasn’t,” Sophie said. “She used to do cleanup for the Silva family when they killed people. You remember the Silva family, don’t you Finn? Your boss teamed up with them to go after our friend and, as a direct result, that family and your boss are both gone.”

“What do you want?” Pochard asked.

“We want your archive code sequence sheet,” Sophie said.

Pochard’s eyebrows shot up.

“You’re after the archive vault?”

He looked from Sophie to Humphrey and back.

“You’re a thief,” he told her, “so that makes sense. But him? Does your mother know what you’re up to, Geller?”

“Talk about my mother some more and see what happens,” Humphrey said. “Where is the archive code sequence sheet?”

“There’s a safe in my office on the Magic Society campus. It’s secured in there.”

Humphrey stepped forward but stopped at a gesture from Sophie.

“That’s the last time I stop him when you lie, Finn,” she warned.

“It wouldn’t matter, even if you got it,” Finn said. “There are numerous failsafes on the archive vault and that code is just one of them. If I give you my code sequence, it would still take two more sequences from directors in other branches to open the vault in my branch. The code is constantly changing, so they need to be communicated simultaneously. Might I remind you that the water link system is managed by the Magic Society, and has alarms set up if it’s used to transmit vault code sequences outside of scheduled times.”

“Yes,” Sophie said. “Assuming that we had friends dealing with other branches, we would need an alternative to the world’s only long-range mass-communication system. So, there’s nothing to lose in handing your code sheet over, and a head to lose if you don’t.”

“You know that if you do this, the Magic Society won’t let it go,” Pochard said. “Even if you fail. Even if they can’t prove it was you, they can’t be seen to have let you walk over them. They’ll come after you.”

He turned to look as a new person entered the room. Unlike Sophie, ranking up had made generous changes to Clive Standish. The awkward, gangly researcher Pochard had known was now lean and handsome. His old perpetual nervousness was nowhere to be seen. If Standish was involved, Pochard had no doubt the vault would be successfully breached. The man had always been frustratingly thorough.

“Has he handed it over yet?” Clive asked.

“Not yet,” Sophie said. “The relay towers for communication?”

“In place and tested,” Clive said. “All we need is the last sequence fragment. Strip him and scrape him down. He always liked to hide things on his body with false skin.”

Pochard failed to hide his surprise, drawing a smile from Clive.

“Yes, Deputy Director,” Clive said. “I’ve always known about your inept little tricks. Did you really think no one would see through them at the Magic Society of all places? It makes sense, I suppose. The society is all politicians now. If it wasn’t, I wouldn’t have to do something this drastic.”

“It’s Director now, Standish,” Pochard said, mustering what he could of his dignity. “I haven’t been deputy director for several years.

“Really?” Clive asked. “You’re in this situation and you’re being fastidious about a title? This is a reflection of a much larger problem. But you don’t have to worry, Director; I don’t think they’ll let you keep the position. Not after your part in publicly releasing the archive vault research. Centuries of hoarded secrets, open and available to all. Aside from the restricted content, obviously. If we’re going to make an enemy of the Magic Society, best not make one of the Adventure Society as well.”

“They’ll never let you go for this, Standish.”

“Then I suppose you’ll feel vindicated when they string me up. Hand over the sequence sheet, Director.”

Scowling, Pochard lifted up his shirt and peeled the false skin off his abdomen and placed it on his desk. One the opposite side of the fake skin side was a sheet with a row of coloured splotches, as if dabbed on with paint.

“That’s it?” Humphrey asked.

As they all watched it, the colours all changed. Clive took a crystal from his pocket and waved it over the sheet. The colours glowed for a brief moment and Clive put the crystal away.

“That’s it,” he said. “I was worried he’d have a dummy sheet, but this is the real thing. I guess he’s not as smart as I thought.”

“No, he’s smart,” Sophie said. “It’s trying to fob a fake off on us that would be stupid.”

“True enough,” Clive agreed.

He opened his dimensional space, a small portal ringed with floating runes. From it he pulled out a hand mirror. He tapped the face of the mirror and a three by three  grid of symbols appeared. He tapped on the symbols in sequence and they vanished, replaced with an pulsing light. A humming sound rose and fell in time with the pulses. After a few moments, the light and sound stopped. In their place, an image of Belinda appeared in the mirror. She looked to be holding one similar, and a large steel door was behind her.

“You’ve got it?” she asked without preamble.

“We’ve got it,” Clive told her.

“Okay. Before you tell me the sequence, wait for the next sequence shift to give us the most time. These sequences change every minute.”

They waited for the colours on the sheet to change again and Clive read off the colour sequence.

“Blue. Red. Indigo—”

“What in a god’s wet crevice is indigo?” Belinda asked.

“It’s a darker purple than violet,” Clive said.

“Then just say purple.”

“What if there’s another shade of purple later?”

“You’ve got the sheet. Is there another shade of purple?”

“Not right now,” Clive admitted, “but the colours change.”

“Then just say purple!”

“There’s nothing wrong with being precise.”

“There isn’t going to be another shade of purple, Clive.”

“How can you know that?”

“Because no sane person wants a conversation like this! Look, we’ve wasted too much time. Wait for the next sequence.”

“Fine,” Clive grumbled.

Humphrey, who had moved next to Sophie, leaned in to whisper.

“How confident are you in this burglary plan?”

“It’s called a heist, honey.”

“How confident are you in this heist plan?”

“Just trust in Lindy,” she told him, a smile teasing at her lips.

“Look, can I go now?” Pochard asked. “I think my part in this is done.”

“Head for that door and it will be,” Sophie told him.

The colours on the paper shifted again.

“Go, Clive,” Belinda said. “And don’t you dare say chartreuse or I will come over there and smack the ability to see colour out of you.”

Clive rolled his eyes but read off the new sequence.

“Okay, we’re in,” Belinda said. “You can pack it up and get out.”

She vanished from the tablet as she cut communication.

“That’s it,” Clive said. “we should go.”

“You’re going to kill me, aren’t you?” Pochard asked. “So I don’t tell them it was you.”

“We don’t need to kill you,” Clive said. “Frankly, I take no small delight in what you will face from the Magic Society after this. And as for knowing it was us…”

Clive let out a chuckle filled with uncharacteristic malevolence.

“…with what I have planned, there will be no question over who it was.”

Clive strode out, putting Pochard behind him, and Humphrey followed. Sophie kicked Pochard square in the crotch and he fell over, hands clutched over his groin as he let out a whimpering moan. She bent down to speak amiably into his ear.

“This is why adventurers say training is important,” she told him. “A silver-ranker should be able to manipulate their body so no part of it is as vulnerable as that.”

Clive returned to the doorway.

“What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to go.”

“I owe this guy one,” Sophie said, then kicked Pochard hard in the stomach.

“And that’s for sleeping with Clive’s wife,” she added.

“Wha…?” Pochard asked as Clive rolled his eyes.

“Really?” Clive asked. Sophie flashed him a grin and then was past him in a blur of movement. Clive shook his head and followed.


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Comments

mhaj58

Kind of annoying that we have yet to see a proposal in the story. I know that the romance isn’t a key component of the story but I hope that he puts some attention into it when he writes.

Georgie

Evil Clive, crazy heist with Lindy at the reins, Sophie and Hump are engaged. This chapter had it all, I'm so happy!

Chuck Haeberle

Damn Clives wife has NO standards!!!

Anonymous

They managed to make the magi-cell service work like Earth's. Unfortunately I suspect this world won't be long without microtransactions.

Valhazstromoz

Man Clives wife is the most promiscuous woman in all of fiction she's literally slept with everybody

Cory

I love how everyone is in on the Clive wife joke lmao

Anonymous

This is maybe my favorite chapter ever. Humphrey popped the question, the gang’s doing a heist, Pochard gets kicked in the grapes, and Clive’s ever-delightful dark side shines through. Tftc!

David Carr

AWESOME!!!!!!!

J

And clives wife strikes again

Anonymous

TFTC!!! Clive’s wife at it again, lol

Anonymous

That’s two greenstone chapters and 0 Berts. I object heartily.

Anonymous

Clive's wife is still getting around I see.

Mist Sparrow

I was hoping Jason would be the one to be the one to get revenge on Aurella , with him overpowering her telekinesis as a mirror of their last confrontation. But having Sophie do it might be more satisfying 😌

ItWasIDIO!!

Evil Clive has been... Unleashed muhahahahaha

Anonymous

Man she does get around, how sad for Clive ^ ^

Anonymous

I really do love Clive, then Travis is a solid second. I love when secondary characters have such detailed personalities

Anonymous

I can't believe he would do that to Clive's wife.

Anonymous

TYFTC!! Clives wife is at it again

Joe Foreman

Clives wife sure does get around sleeping with everyone

Anonymous

At this point I'd say she slept with half the planet, wouldn't you?

Anonymous

Stupid sexy Clive and his stupid sexy heist. What a gorgeous chapter.

Michael Hawkins

Their wedding will be interrupted by Carmen or something equally extravagant. A god will appear, Jason will set the world alight with ghost fire. Who knows

JonO

Clives wife is the shit!!lol

Michael Hawkins

Clive has turned into such a bad ass, I love ritualists and I'm all for it.

JonO

That she does not....i should look her up.... anyone got her number?

Anonymous

This was amazing! Thanks for the chapter

Anonymous

Hopefully Clive finds a better partner than that slag of a wife in the next book

Kevin Anderson

Danielle is going to shed a tear of immense pride. "Thanks Jason"

Bryn Thomas

This was incredibly satisfying

JonO

I don't....i guess maybe she has "some" standards then...ah well

Anonymous

Man i love how Clive is being such a badass!! Great chapter!!

Cryfdwr

Bhahahaha!

ReadingObsessed

I am thoroughly looking forward to whatever Clive has planned. 😈

JonO

Omg yes we need a Gilbert follow up, preferably teary eyed as Jason comes in with a new order. His goodbye was my most saddening one with his it was presented. I'm in need of an equally as impressioned reunion

Richard Bonds

Clive is my personal favorite. And Neil. And Belinda. And Stache. And Onslow. I mean, Farrah is obviously the best and I ❤️ her x infinity, but after her, all those guys are my favorite.

Archmage37

Poor Clive, his wifereally gets around.

Tanner Lovelace

Fantastic chapter! Can’t wait to see what they do with what they liberated!

Anonymous

I swear, Clive's wife has slept with everyone except Clive

Richard Bonds

Burt's eulogy for Jason is legitimately one of my favorite paragraphs in the entire series.

Jordan Rogers

They gonna do what they need to and flee to earth for a quick vampire war?

Anonymous

Clive's wife gets around.

Maz Drapier

Let's not forget Clive also slept with Jason's wife. They really were as bad as each other

Kalanaere

I feel bad for the Director! Assaulted for sleeping with an imaginary woman with a large mustache that he's never met

Stephanie Washburn

Clive's wife is the magic society, confirmed.

David Cooper

Yeah, phones are becoming a thing! Travis for the win!

Jarrett Mahon

Oh man that would be a whole ass awesome mini book series

JonO

In all fairness... Clive slept with Jason's... just no one cares about that lol

JonO

I still like to think they ran off together silently marking their territory across the soon to be connected worlds.

Thomas Froehling

... but it was Danielle Geller (if I read it correctly), who went after the director of the adventur Society.

Kevin Anderson

But seriously, the immense balls on these people.... Danielle is going to marvel....

Joanna

Okay, I’m as big a fan of a good Clive’s wife reference as any—as most of us, but I have to ask: does Farrah know what they’re doing with her brand new magic phone?!? If not there’s gonna be some trouble

Mist Sparrow

She went after lamprey, the magic society director, cut him to ribbons and dragged him to the adventure society. Aurella didn't get much in the way of punishment for her actions though

Anonymous

I do believe that Clive is going to absolutely destroy the power and organization of the magic society, And I'm kinda loving his path to revenge. Every dirty deed, every criminal act of the magic society will be laid bare for the world to see. It will likely be a small police action of the adventure society to clean up the mess when all the secrets are laid bare. I kinda love how Clive and Belinda have working cellphones for this heist. It's pretty James Bond.

Anonymous

She is absolutely in on it and she is almost certainly part of the team.

Kevin Anderson

This is such a a giant fu to the magic society..... Not only are they liberating the hidden knowledge, but they are doing it with a technology that will also destroy their monopoly and power base. I forsee a new society under Clive forming in its place.

Alexander Dupree

I knew it. That slimy Director sleeping with Clive’s wife on top of everything!

Anonymous

"One the opposite side of the fake skin side was a sheet with a row of coloured splotches, as if dabbed on with paint" I think you wanted to start that sentence with "On"

Anonymous

Nope first they have to scorch the earth then they need to salt it. The magic society is an organization that in it's current form needs to be killed and burned out like hornets.

Anonymous

Clive was always a badass. Remember what Jason said in book three Clive was always the hero. He just never seems to look like one till it's time to do the job.

Anonymous

I hear there is a loose princess of the storm kingdom should Clive be so inclined.

DivineNapier

Man team heists vs 24/7 God monster battle Jason really got the shaft on this particular self sacrifice, I'd be a bitter biscuit

Anonymous

Evil Clive is just Belinda, I thought that was already covered long ago. But right now Clive is angry and out for some very public revenge and it's going to be awesome 😎.

Anonymous

Aurella was an sneaky bitch, and a little evil. But I don't doubt that she has already moved on. She actually was loyal to her career in the adventure society and her desire to leave Greenstone for someplace better. Aurella made enemies of team biscuit but I doubt they are going to kill her outright when leaving her around will hurt her so much more.

Anonymous

We totally need a Bert chapter with Neil getting proper clothes that fit, for the resilient gentleman that he is.

Alex Schellenberg

Maybe Clive slept with Jason's wife and they ran off together. That's why Jason can say that he slept with Clives wife. Technically still true.

Alex Schellenberg

She wouldn't hold his interest. Clive said his type was someone with the magical interest of Belinda but without the criminal inclinations of Belinda.

Cyrus McEnnis

It's actually somewhat worse than that. Clive is taking the archive of knowledge that the Magic Society keeps under lock and key and making it open source, using the newly developed Farravis Magitech mirror network. It's going to promote that network, and make its use ubiquitous. It'll fast become the equivalent of the internet here, bringing information to the people. So, what Clive has effectively done is given pornography of his wife to the masses.

Alex Schellenberg

I wonder how long it will before Clive gets a star seed from the Celestial Book. It seems like he is passionate about discovering and disseminating magical knowledge which is aligned with that GaB.

Paul Boros

Clive's Eleven... Coming soon to a Magical Display near you!

Anonymous

I thought the Celestial book doesn't do star seeds but does blessings rarely or that only the builder hands out star seeds as liberally as he does where the other GABs do it rarely

Anonymous

I love when Clive acts all evil and malevolent, very attractive

Alex Schellenberg

They all do both. The Builder gives his out to anyone of any rank. The rest are very selctive to whom they give them out to.

Anonymous

Look Cyrus McEnnis, no he is going to open source all the knowledge on his Farrah and Travis super magic Internet. He is literally giving the goddess of knowledge a direct access to porn, And it's going to be hilarious.

Kevin Anderson

He has to have a prime. I assume all primes have star seeds but maybe that's a poor assumption.

Anonymous

Well… that was the best chapter of the series.

Anonymous

Keep in mind they are just getting the phone service up and running, she might not have a phone yet.

Anonymous

Clive can't get a star seed, he has already advanced too far for one to work in him.

Anonymous

wild how no one mentioned that Humphrey and Sophie are engaged now, he called her his fiancé, they might even be married by the time Jason is back.

Anonymous

Kevin Anderson Does the bunny need a suit. I suddenly think he might.

Anonymous

Imagine a book filled with Clive and Belinda capers and heists. Everyone would read that. The premise is even better than some stories about some Aussie loon getting magic cosmic powers.

Anonymous

Yeah, pretty sure she slept her way to vaunted position of power she holds now. Such a shame. It’s good to see Clive has moved on and is not engaging in high risk behavior.

Anonymous

You are not wrong. I like how he seems like aeasy going pushover until something serious is happening, such as when Onslow was merked and he made teaching moments out of his epic fight.

Kalanaere

I was referring to the image of Clives wife that Stache created in Jason realm during the God fight lol

Delakar

So here's a little fun fact chartreuse wouldn't exist in this world, chartreuse the color is named after the French monks who have been distilling an herbal liquore sense the "1600's?" You could totally have them ask what color chartruce is and have a response of "IDK It's some type of green Jason was always talking about"

Tim

Man, I love the Berts. We need a family gathering side story!

Anonymous

What a great episode :D so good

Stephanie Washburn

It was good when they were bonding over their shared love of magic, but she turned out to be so invested in the politics and money of it all.... Ultimately Clive had to separate from the Magic Society and is shaking up with Research now.

Paul Boros

We still need to catch up with Clive's future wife now that Clive has targeted the Entire MS.

Anonymous

I pray Clives Wife joke gets a big pay off with it ending up being Lindy or Emi, and then everyone is just so upset because of the previous jokes and the fact that they cant make it anymore

Rowdy Robby

Thanks Shirt. Guess Lindy is not the only Evil Clive anymore.

Josh Vanderpool

The gang ain’t messing around. Gettin it done!

Anonymous

Bravo and oh the fun!!!

Michael McMahon

I thought that too for a long time ans I think that interaction will happen at some stage but Jayo is far beyond the petty Silver ranker at this stage he's dealing with petty GAB rankers instead. Sophie taking care of Greenstone is a great approach.

Michael McMahon

When is Clives wife setting up the OnlyFans page is the real question

Thomas Laptain

So who else reckons Jason will return just in time to crash Hump and Sophie's wedding?

Kaladorph

More like them waiting to actually get married so jason could be there.

Scott McCarthy

I am still hoping he is married, and they were both so research obsessed they forgot.

Anonymous

I’m so thankful to see the Magic Society get its due. Can’t wait for them to tell Jason.

Anonymous

The return of Clive’s wife!

Anonymous

It has been well established that there is two way bleedover of lore and fables between the two worlds. Elves and dragons don't exist on Earth but they are known. No reason a color can't have the same name as on Earth. one of the monks could have even been a outworlder.

Daniel Wills

Also translation powers. They aren’t speaking English in the other world, so there’s no reason for Shirt to come up with a completely random word for chartreuse. The actual color exists in the visual spectrum, so they wouldn’t call it chartreuse. But that’s what we know it as on Earth. It’s like saying no one on Earth outside of France would know the color chartreuse.

Anonymous

Clive's wife jokes never get old!

Sean C Jackson

There has not been a stated cap on rank, and I believe Clive said the Book doesn't make star seeds at all as it doesn't have a need for mortal servants.

Anonymous

Oh damn, that wife of Clive has sure got around

TerrestrialOverlord

You know Clive is eventually going to get married and his wife will forever complain about his ex-wife that slept with all of the adventure and magic societies... lol.. and how she will never let herself be traded for any favors...😈😈

Anthony Moreno

I can't wait for Clive to actually get married but he would most likely marry a research paper.

Christopher Svehla

Second time reading.. and it’s still a great chapter! Clive is a brutal SOB! I can’t wait to see the ramification of this “Heist”, tbh it was more of a “stick up”

Liesmith

Prediction time: Jason loses in his bid to claim the Sundered Throne and his mind gets obliterated. A decade later, his mind is restored from backups (the memory room, the combined knowledge of all the avatars he left behind, etc). By this time, Clive will have gotten married, and Jason won't be able to make Clive's Wife jokes anymore, and that's the thing that finally pushes him over the edge into becoming Dark(er) Jason.

Anonymous

"The Gang Robs The Magic Society". great chapter

Charles

That joke never gets bad

Daniel S

Ya know what ever happened to that Magic Society researcher that liked Clive? I don't remember her name since it's been so long since Clive was held captive by them

Idan tal

Emi is too much like Jason.. as in Too much for everyone

Charles

When he who fights with monster ends. Shirts next story will be Clive's wife guide to cheating

Jordan Rogers

I feel like with this two year jump of them just doing serious training chasing challenging contracts they have to be on the cusp of that.

Tim

So...uh...whats her Mirror ritual? ....asking for....a friend...

Tim

Lol, Shirt really nailed it with the team dynamics, 150,000%

Tim

@Ken dude, I wish I could pay someone to animate that fight...Demon Slayer style

Tim

@Kal, Stache didnt. Belinda did. Stache was a naked Jason(or Humphrey, cant remember exactly which) with a sandwich board

Anonymous

Dude i am right there with you.. that would seriously be one epic fight scene.. once ai gets better i am going to try.

Joanne Hans

Clive should have punched Pochard for sleeping with with Clive's wife, that would of been perfect.

JonO

Yes, but she can't get into Jason's astral space... therefore she hasn't experienced clives parents getting it in in an eel tank

Anonymous

Sorry JonO but knowledge kinda already has because both Clive and Belinda have back in the Storm Kingdom and anything that anyone on palamustus knows or has experienced so has the goddess. I don't imagine the goddess is particularly happy with that one.

Anonymous

Clowns. His name is/was clowns. I don't remember his first name. But Jason's clown's gag conversation left enough of an impression that the thought of it still makes me giggle.

Anonymous

He won't crash because Humphrey will need a best man at his wedding.

Anonymous

Clive is not acting malevolent, just focused, committed, and resolved. Think of Clive as the new John Wick, and he will do more then kill with a pencil.

Anonymous

My guys, shirt literally said 'malevolent smile', he's acting in malice and out of a perfectly reasonable grudge against the magic society

Anonymous

Ya Sean, you remember Soramir giving that quick chat about diamond rankers getting their revenge done pretty quickly on getting to diamond rank. I don't think Jason is going to care, besides Aurella really helped Jason way more then she hurt him and on balance was probably one of his biggest allies. The fact that she wanted to kill Jason through most of that alliance doesn't really mean much when you consider that when Jason gets back he is going to be way stronger then some cored up silver ranker.

deushadow

Either that or everyone that meets her will be like "Your Clive's wife I've heard about you and give her a dirty look"

Anonymous

Are you referring to the one that helped delay access to the portals from the magic director when they wouldn’t let Clive leave?

Anonymous

My prediction: The magic society has had decades of hiding astral magic while only sharing the 'easy' magic publicly for favors, probably due to having builder plants, if not going back to its founders. They probably had a 'hit list' of those fighting the builder, (including Clive) and list of those killed in the past for finding too much. Once this gets out, the society can't bother retaliating because they have too much dirty laundry now flapping in the wind for all to see. Who cares about the leaker when all the world's greatest powers are now glaring at you for hamstringing them for centuries?

Anonymous

I mean, once you hit silver and gold youre essentially an almost immortal being, what is age at that point but a number? And also shes not a child at this point in the story shes 16 in the last chapter we saw, and this time skip will take about 10 years, so shell probably be mid 20s when we get the next book

TerrestrialOverlord

I feel sorry for the world...because you know she'll corrupt him, and then even an apocalypse beast will run for their life with the shenanigans they will get into..

Anonymous

Typo: "One the opposite side of the fake skin side"

Mouser

This comment made me spit out my coffee... Now my wife is glaring at me!!!!

Michael Fannon

I really want Clive to actually get married. Before Jason comes back. And is in on the joke.

Michael Fannon

Am I the only one who really wants Clive to get married during this timeskip? To someone in on the joke and takes it to the next level by implying there are reasons she is no longer with us.

Anonymous

The Collector cards recently started being delivered in the US, and the descriptive text on the bottom is written from _some_ organization's context, especially with it's references to the Asano Problem. Maybe it's the plants within the Magic Society

Thomas Froehling

Maybe Farrah can use some of the footage for advertising, to show potential customers the possibilities of that new magi-technology

PURPL3_DR4G0N

It would make clives incarceration make alot more sense. It was just after he messed up builder plans so the higher ups needed him off the board. It also explains nicely why the other director got punished in name only.

ItWasIDIO!!

Nah I don't really see them on the same level of genius like Clive is the impossible Belinda jerry rigs something improbable

Anonymous

Seems like Farrah got her communication network working. I'm guessing her and Travis are going to be filthy rich.

Kevin Anderson

I don't think aurella was cored up. Pretty sure she was a true adventurer. He probably won't care about her unless she's dumb enough to push, or worse, do evil shit to others in front of him. That's the key at this point.

Mist Sparrow

Idk if she did cores or not, but she tried to kill Jason repeatedly, might have been involved in his star seeding ( her dad mentioned getting silver and lamprey to team up ) , and tried to repeatedly sell someone into sexual slavery for political power. I kinda hope the man with a magnificent mustache mr.trenslow takes over or has taken over

Anonymous

I would like to see some one come and clame to be his wife

oldntokn

So glad to be done with the board game arc

Anonymous

https://youtu.be/WCli0gyNwL0?si=DfSqhVERxOY8Juof

Anonymous

That's what I always think of as green stone.

Jarrett Mahon

So we can agree it's been about 2-3 years since Jason went off astral boxing

Jarrett Mahon

Stash should turn into a woman and claim to be Clive's long lost love with help of Onslow and Niel recording it for Jason

Jarrett Mahon

And we don't know if farrahs network works like earth's in the way of emails, web pages and search engines. That make what Clive is doing so much more badass and a f you to the MS. The information will be free and easy to access around the entire planet within seconds. No waiting to find the topic ur looking for or having to sign out pages or what have you. Complete and free access

Jarrett Mahon

I don't think this has been said much about Aurella, but if you follow the convo she has with her father and how Lamprey and Silva meet it's clear that her or her father set up that meeting and ansesa and the purity cult portal member provided the starseed that Jason looted. It's pretty messed up when you think about it and I really want Jason to get the knowledge of that and get some revenge against Aurella. But if he didn't against Lorent the bone essence guy then I doubt it will happen. Sophie and Humphrey finding out on the other hand .....

Vincent Ciavone

I love when Clive takes the lead, when it came to Jason’s first death and the party appearing in the Geller estate, it was amazing seeing how much Clive cared about the circumstances

Vincent Ciavone (edited)

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2024-02-19 18:12:03 First interval chapter of book 3, chapter 259 of the story
2024-02-19 15:55:53 The first time he did it left such an impression on me of the story, Jason sacrificed himself for his team and his team had become so close and they all grew because of Jason. Seeing Clive take charge in that moment when it’s hard to understand what he even felt, barking orders in the geller’s base at the guards and even Danielle. First interval chapter of book 3, chapter 259 of the story)

The first time he did it left such an impression on me of the story, Jason sacrificed himself for his team and his team had become so close and they all grew because of Jason. Seeing Clive take charge in that moment when it’s hard to understand what he even felt, barking orders in the geller’s base at the guards and even Danielle. First interval chapter of book 3, chapter 259 of the story)

oldntokn

Agreed. I wasn't a fan of them the first time, they seemed nonsensical and unnecessary. Much prefer these recent chapters. I would love it if we could see more in depth team biscuit of team biscuit going after the magic society.

Kconraw

The tale of Clive’s wife continues 😁 Thx for the chapter

Axios

"And that’s for sleeping with Clive’s wife" 😂 I really hope this joke comes up anytime he starts dating someone lol

Josie Dinwiddie

I agree. Any new girlfriend needs to know about Clive's wife. Sadly he never notices when someone is into him lol