Critters Afoot! (Patreon)

Looking for spicy content for the podcast after receiving a hot tip about a nearby haunted location, Dip and Jess go innawoods, armed with their wits, their hunger for the truth, and a trusty pump-action shotgun.

They arrived by bus, avoiding hikers and campers to reach the little cabin a true and honest listener of theirs had. It was a decrepit little place, but it would serve as a decent enough spot for sleeping.

And so their journey began. With the shotgun and a camcorder in hand, they ran around the woods, looking for any sort of cryptid. Ghosts, Chupacabras, flesh pedestrians, gnomes... It didn't matter. They were looking for anything paranormal. They walked for hours, ranting and raving about what they could find, all to no avail.

No critter wanted to pop out. It didn't stop Jess from firing randomly into trees, thinking it was a mendigo. A few hours after the sun has set, they return to the cabin a bit disappointed, now believing the hot tip they received was just a troll, a prank intended for them to get lost in the woods and get eaten by a mountain lion or something.

But what they didn't know was that that forest was indeed inhabited by cryptids. But not the kind they were looking for—big and menacing—the creatures there were... small and more passive. Tiny little people and winged creatures inhabited that forest... Those creatures watched with amusement as the two humans ran around the woods like crazed animals, looking for big anomalies that would probably rip them in half. Finding them amusing and kind of adorable, the tiny critters sneakily followed suit all the way back to the conspiracy theorists' cabin.

The duo arrived at their delapidated cabin, taking off some articles of clothing to get more comfortable after the long hike. Mainly their shoes. They laid a map of the location and some extra notes on the only table inside the flimsy house as they began to analyze their routes and possible strategies. Jess was rather demoralized by the waste of time, but Dip tried to remain positive, saying they could find something if they looked hard enough... There had to be SOMETHING out there; he could feel it!

If only he could look down... To see a bunch of tiny critters being mesmerized by the two... By both their looks and their smell... Specifically, the nice scent emanating from their soles... How they approached their feet as if hypnotized, slowly approaching and climbing on them. Curious about their texture and mesmerizing smell... How they began to admire them, touch them, and kiss them, completely enticed by human beauty. How their touch was so sensitive, how their bodies were so maleable that neither human felt as they shuffled their feet around and squished them, but it didn't bother the critters; if anything, it made them happier to be closer to their soles.

If only Dip could look down and see how they had a whole undiscovered species of humanoids literally under their heels, how they worshipped them like gods.

But he was too busy discussing possible travel routes with the redhead, internally wishing that they wouldn't work up as much of a sweat as they did today. But they surely would, and the little critters would enjoy every second of the scents and sweat.

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Little idea I got out of the blue. Dip and Jess innawoods stomping on fairies... I really like the idea of the both of them screwing around on the forest (not literally), and I wanted to make something foot related so here it is!

man, I really need to work on my bgs, it really sucks on this one lmao

I'll do better next time. I hope you guys enjoy!