do some laundry on these washboard abs (Patreon)

Are you into muscular girls? can i interest you in a muscular melly, perhaps? have some abs then, cuz i love the kind of woman who can kick my ass.
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you could do some laundry on these washboard abs. Please. Please do some laundry. Im out of socks. all of mine are crusty.