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come here often? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) don't mind me, i always lie around lounging seductively. it's not cuz you're here or anything like that, nope, no way. but since you're here, why don't you hit me with your best pick up line? for science, of course. 

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KiraMoa

Ya ever had Jamaican Sausage?

Anonymous

Since you’re here and dressed for it, how about I help you break a sweat.

Anonymous

Nice outfit but I think it would look better on my floor.

ArmadaJones

"Are you a quarter on the floor? because I really want to pick you up"

orb

Do you think your audience has pickup lines?

Anonymous

You make my gear go BOOST over and over again until EXPLOSION!

Anonymous

Just off the top of my head: are you not using scientific notation, because I don't mind reading your digits all day.

Anonymous

Hey Girl are you a door? Cuz I'd bang you all night.

Anonymous

On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm a 6 and you're a 9, we will be Nice together.

Pope John XII

It's funny I'm in a bar and not a diner, I came here for a drink and you're right here being a full meal.