IT IS FINALLY TIME! (Patreon)

u guys have been asking for this for a while, & now its finally the time: I'm doing Di-- ck Ratings!!! that's right, u can now tip to have the honor of me rating your pe---en with my real unfiltered thoughts ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ

the break down is simple: u send me pics of your dong plus a tip, and I send back my review. $50 is a rating from one to ten, $75 is a sentence where I tell you my initial thoughts, and for $100 i write you a whole paragraph about what i really think, what i could do with it, really getting in to my inner art critic, ya feel me? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

And since this is patreon & unfortunately you can't tip here directly, the options are: -You can go over to one of  my fans pages and tip there
-Or you can upgrade to my $50 Tier [Eroge Dev] or my $100 Tier [JAV Producer], and get your rating for FREE with your sub cost!

i'm so excited to be doing these for u all, im really trying to expand my comfort zone and push myself to do new stuff for u guys in 2023 so lets start the year off strong!!! i cant wait to see u all ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

NOTE: PLEASE do not feel like u have to do this!! i just get requests for this on other pages so i decided to be able to offer it, and i always try to have my patreon have everything & more that the other ones do. if this is not your thing, dont sweat it!!!!