Holly and the Creepy Teachers! (Patreon)

"My new best friend Holly Perez just moved here from Mexico and boy is she ever getting an education on the American public school system!  

"I mean, Mexico is pretty corrupt (or so she tells me) but at least in her old public school girls are pretty safe.  She says teachers there feel lucky to have a good government job and they don't want to risk that.

"Here in America... things are a little bit different! Lol."

"So, unlike in Mexico, most dudes have tons of opportunities in their careers and there are WAY better ways to earn a living then teaching a bunch of brats so there's not much chance a guy's gonna waste his time working on his teachers certificate for six year just to be a high school teacher!  Well... there's ONE reason!"

"You see, the education boards have such a hard time finding teachers that they kindof have an unwritten rule about being a little "handsy" with their students.  Like, I didn't really notice until she pointed it out because its really something girls have to deal with ever since middle school but... I guess from her point of view its a little strange."

"Its so crazy watching her culture shock now that she's an American student.  I mean, she was SOOO flabbergasted when she found out that there was an expectation to give "favours" to the teachers.  She's like, killah smart and even though she got every answer right on her Math test she was PISSED when she got a C+ on the test.  I had to LITERALLY explain to her that EVERYONE gets a maximum of a C+ in high school and you gotta fuck and suck for anything past that!  LOL. That's so cute she didn't know that!"

"She's been attending school for around five months now and she's still shocked with all of the touching, rude comments, and propositions for sex from the teachers.  I guess it takes a bit of time to adjust to American life.  Its quite a shock and I'm so glad we're friends so I can help her out."

-Little Lorna

(OMG!!! I just realized that she's hasn't gotten knocked up yet!! Oh man. I better text her and to pre-buy her punch card at the Women's Health clinic!)