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Choo-choo, Review Crew! All aboard for a review of a cartoon for children from three truly ancient childless adults.

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Anonymous

Shout out to JPC for really keeping the review... on track.

Anonymous

I’m getting Thomas the Spank Engine tattooed on my forehead

Anonymous

I used to watch Thomas with my kids, and was baffled when you mentioned it being animated. Watched a couple minutes of modern Thomas, and was aghast. This is what Thomas looked like for the first 20 years, when it was just models (and narrated by Ringo): https://youtu.be/b3g4n0tPpHo Couple pieces of trivia: -Was originally called Shining Time Station -The train conductor was also portrayed by Alec Baldwin and GEORGE CARLIN. -Had one theatrical movie "Thomas and the Magic Railroad", that starred Alec Baldwin, Peter Fonda, and Mara Wilson. Was universally hated, but is a fun so-bad-it's-good movie.

BeatButton

if you're feeling like you're running out of options it might be good to consider putting second place options from previous polls on new ones, or something

Anonymous

I was screaming at my phone haha. George Carlin being the conductor is one of my favorite castings, it’s like Bob Saget as Danny Tanner

jollytheoldsaint

Cheat code for Erin: regular episodes end with Jupiter. Clue Crew episodes end with Neptune. And Review Crew episodes end with you having to make something up, since you can never possibly remember. I hope this helps. ^,^

Anonymous

"he's half top-em hat" made me literally fall over from laughing

Anonymous

I'd like to point out the one piece of IMDb trivia for this movie: "The movie aired in Canada on October 8th 2022, 70 years after the Harrow And Wealdstone Rail Disaster in 1952."

Anonymous

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ft7i4dOWIAAbGzE?format=jpg&name=medium

Anonymous

“Shining Time Station” was a US show that incorporated segments of the original UK “Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends”

Anonymous

Although the original could be said to be the 1953 BBC pilot which had a train derail live on air! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10981929/How-BBCs-Thomas-Tank-Engine-pilot-hit-buffers-derailed-completely.html

William Casey

Seconding the idea for a poll full of second place options from the past! A feisty losers bracket would really hit the spot, personally.

Anonymous

I think it came up during the review of untitled goose game, but how about a review of katamari damacy?

Anonymous

Yeah, confused the he'll out of me too, was expecting the Ringo Starr stop motion version