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Well, we joked about doing it and I guess the joke is on us now. Hope everyone has a Happy New Year!

Lyrics for all of you who want to sing along:

Oscar Night, Rock Slap

Styles Spits on Pine’s Lap

Depp Trial, Heard Lost

Ye denies the holocaust 

Top Gun, Omicron, Shinzo Abe, Homemade Gun

Bennifer is back again, Julia Fox says Uncut Gems


Raccacoonie steals the show, tossing soup on Van Gogh

Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Wednesday Adams, Stranger Things

NFT Bubble Crash, Biden and the price of gas

Morbius, Massive Flop, MCU you got to stop


Russia invades Ukraine, Lula in Brazil again

Massive Flood in Pakistan, Protesting in Iran

Argentina versus France, Beyoncé, Renaissance

Liz Truss, big disgrace, Try Guy Ned has been erased 


Andrew Tate, Pizza box, Elon Musk and Crashing stocks, 

Live Nation, Taylor Swift, White Lotus plot twist

Heidi Klum, Worm Costume, Davide and Ekin-Su

Climate change getting worse, NO LEGS IN THE METAVERSE

Some famous people passed away, Kirstie Alley, Pele

Aaron Carter, Bernard Shaw, Coolio and Ken Starr

Angela Lansbury, Gilbert Gottfried, 

Anne Heche, James Caan, Olivia Newton John


Ray Liota, Meat Loaf, Barbara Walters, Takeoff 

Gallagher, Loretta Lynn, Louie Anderson

Bob Saget and the queen, Christine McVie,

Missed a few for sure, you’re next Henry Kissinger! 


Alex Jones, Money Gone, Pelosi visits Taiwan

Geralt, Man of Steel, Henry Cavil no deal

Crypto at the Superbowl, Bankman-Fried polycule 

Severance, Dead Pope, James Webb Telescope

Avatar, FTX, Adam Levine DM sext

Roe V Wade, gone away, what else do I have to say?


Doctor Oz, Fetterman, Monkey Pox back again

Wordle, Elden Ring, Olympics in Beijing 

Blake Masters, Peter Thiel, Herschel Walker, Stop the Steal

Chapek out and Iger in, Zelensky on Letterman

Ai, Dall-e, Leah Michelle Can’t Read

Jinx Monsoon, Rise of Gru, Trump Raid, Netanyahu

Congress breaks the railway strike, Starbucks getting unionized

Money don’t jiggle it folds,  I can't take it anymore


Comments

Anonymous

This is my favorite. So glad I subscribe

Line Lundager

Absolutely incredible.

Tessa H.

'Lea Michele can't read' made me scream laugh

Anonymous

I wasn't paying attention and thought this was a full episode. I was like wow they put a lot of effort into this intro song 😂

Anonymous

Sorry JPC, but you have made a great song that perfectly encapsulated 2022, and I think we will all agree that this will have to be done for all years following 😁

Katie Haught

omg please release this to public as a track this will go on my daily playlist and i will share it with everyone. i will single handledly make sure it goes viral if i have to

Anonymous

Amazing