Phyconic (Patreon)

Phy's pinup photographer asks him to imitate a classic set of Marlyn Monroe poses. Him being the horny dork that he is writhes and blushes through the whole experience as usual while being teased about his overwhelmingly woman shaped body. The "sexy naked lady" novelty continues to feel as ridiculous and intense as ever.  

Weeks later, Phy is shocked to see a professionally printed set of his own pinups sold as a huge poster at some shady sex shop. Seeing yellow star stickers applied to his own image gives him one of those intense roller coaster tummy thrills you get when something is so absurd you just cant believe it's real. 

The wolf becomes a blushing red singularity upon realizing it's been sold out and only the display copy remains.