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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

In the spirit of the season, I present to you  today's patron-exclusive erotic Thanksgiving upload, a naughty Turkey Girl roleplay, written by the fantastic (and increasingly-bizarre) Ashen!

You'll never look at a Butterball the same way again... 

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Anonymous

I had no right running so quickly

Anonymous

So PETAs Twitter post come to life 😋 lol

Rhulad

Well, this sure sounds like something

Anonymous

The tags 💀

Anonymous

I legit threw my head back, sighed out loud, then slumped in my chair when I saw the FxM. Down bad, down so bad...

Anonymous

Just the keyword list had me cracking the hell up, especially today as my 29 y.o. son and I are quarantined with "the 'rona" and missing the festivities. Cheers!!

Anonymous

Happy Thanksgiving💙

Anonymous

Well I haven't listened yet but I feel like reacting with "...wut?" seems appropriate.

Thor Odinson

Insert “I’m sickened but curious” meme here

Anonymous

It only took 30 seconds into this audio and it already tickled my ribs. Happy Thanksgiving Dangerous, and happy Thanksgiving to you all.

Anonymous

Listening to all of it. That ending was the most cliffhanger and I demand my seconds

Anonymous

Happy Thanksgiving, Dangerous, Ashen, and everybody who celebrates it! This was hilarious, of course I was expecting a Thanksgiving-related audio, but I didn’t expect a part woman, part turkey, gobble gobbling us. 😂 Happy holidays again, everybody! 🙂

Anonymous

Wow, glad I finished eating before I saw this 😂

Anonymous

....yeahhhh I'm not gonna look at turkey the same way

Max Hilliard

Happy Thanksgiving Dangerous and fellow patrons

Anonymous

Remember folks, you haven't lived till you've a turkey girl gobble around your junk

Anonymous

At last, the oink will have revenge on that blasted turkey.

Charles Johnston

I'm not sure what to think about this one XD

Jeremy Knight

That was... something. I'm not really into food role play but this was different.

Seth_724

Anyone else getting dolcett vibes from this one

Anonymous

Remember, be sure to baste your turkey every 30 minutes or so

Anonymous

this video perfectly describes the idea of things that are wrong but not illegal. and my reaction to it is also a good example

Leighton

I finally understand thanksgiving

Anonymous

What am I going to do to you? Dry brine you for about 48 hours so your meat gets nice and succulent. Your skin will be tight and crispy like pork cracklins.

Cory Glass

I hatelove this so hard

TheVirginKing

This is the content I signed up for.

Anonymous

My brain is a mess after this omg lol i was a giggling mess at the turkey-ness of it all but those damn moans reminded me of less funny audios so my brain wanted to be aroused but was too busy trying to picture a turkey talking about it’s pussy😂I hate to say I enjoyed this despite my confusion….also THE ENDING??? And how did she. Kiss back? How does this turkey girl move? I shouldn’t have so many questions running in my head but I do damn it. Dangerous this was great as always ❤️

Anonymous

Also can’t decide if listening to this AFTER eating turkey tonight was the better option

mike hawkins

now i'm secretly wishing for one where the turkey girl is a giant. :P

Anonymous

....Um...Were those turkey noises?

haroldthewhite

Welp that’s a thing I listened to and it was what was promised… uh great performance as always Dangerous

Gambit

Firstly thank you Mr president for pardoning that naughty turkey, and secondly i'm confused did we just cook a turkey or a cream pie ?!

Anonymous

I have never been so turned on and confused at the same time! Holy turkey ass!

JayTheBean

Turkey ass, eat up sucka! Bon appetitty!

Anonymous

Yo don't think this is the right how to video

Anonymous

Anyone else thought this was gonna end with her being put in the oven?…

montelphifer

This is why your parents can't be cooking Thanksgiving together anymore

Anonymous

I think we are way past the point of straying further from god at this point.

Bowzer 240

Okay, I think that's enough audio rp for one night.

Salty ueie

"Go ahead mom take away my Xbox controller. Nothing to do to unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey"

Shane Driscoll

Mom: why’s the turkey saltier than usual me:😐