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I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, my intoxicated ranting and reading of Moon People, by Paddington Essay*!

What will the crew of the U.S.S Lunar Base 1 get up to next?  Probably nothing interesting, but who cares?  This is Moon People, baby.  Leave your standards and expectations at the door.



*Name changed the protect the innocent

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Anonymous

This is gonna be great to listen to after a long day, thank you.

Anonymous

Mmm. An hour left in the work day and I think I'm signing out early. This is far, far more important.

Anonymous

The moon is over 3400km in diameter. This is not a "small moon." The Death Star is described as a "moon" when they first see it -- that's what he's thinking.

Anonymous

Okay, let’s see if we’ll finally unravel the mystery of the ceilings being high up, because of their heights. 😂 Also, I’m still expecting the base to have a Red Lobster or a bologna sandwich shop in it somewhere lol. Thank you Dangerous, these readings never cease to make me smile and laugh. 🙂 Also, “Galoompa,” sounds like a type of Goomba from the Mario games lol.

Anonymous

It was indeed a good day to wind down the day. Your struggle to get through this is always fun to listen to. I hope you treat yourself to some good Sci-fi after these as some type of literary after care.

Anonymous

I'm home, alone, drunk... D. you do have a great timing!!! ❤️

Anonymous

You're going to do Moon People 2 and 3, right? Right????

Jeremy Knight

I love how their first battle is them selecting weapons like a food order.

Jeremy Knight

I was so hoping you were lying about that, he made 2 sequels. I don't think she'll have it in her to do it. I'll take her reading actual good literotica

Anonymous

I swear with how much of a Mary Sue insert David is, this is strangely similar how Chris Chan inserted himself in Sonichu. Am I wrong?

Ipdar teldar

This is what Star Trek would sound like if it were written by and was about the Packleds.

Anonymous

Futa? I approve, but I thought impregnation won the poll.

Anonymous

I have yet to see evidence that this book is not a spiritual successor to Tommy Wisseu’s The Room.

Gambit

Does DA have a Bimbo roleplay in his repertoire? (I ask because the way she plays Heather Kortney is just too good)

Anonymous

I am glad that David is taking a backseat. Even though they made him a captain, he doesn't seem to have any military history.