Monthly Bonus Content #2-Character Q&A #20 (Patreon)

For M: What one thing does UB do that bugs you the most? My money’s on Farah’s rainbow socks.

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"You know what annoys me?" Morgan begins, leaning forward from where she's balanced a hip against a sideboard.

Farah sighs and tips her head back. "Oh, you just know a five minute rant is coming when someone starts a conversation off that way."

Morgan throws her a narrow-eyed glare before returning to you and raising a pointed finger. "Packaging."

Farah nods her head back forward with a frown. "Uh, that wasn't where I was expecting this to be going."

"Fucking goddamn packaging. Everywhere. On everything. Want to use a pen? No, you have to rip through a stupid little plastic bag first. Why?! It's a god forsaken pen. Why does it need its own casing?" She snorts at the end of her tirade. "In my day—"

"Oh jeez, you're starting to sound like our antique second-in-command," Felix comments, to which Morgan ignores her this time.

Morgan sits further back on the sideboard. "I'm just saying that when I was human, we had no problems when everything easy to access."

Farah waits a moment to check Morgan has finished before shaking her head. "This was oddest conversation of my life."