Rich Evans (Patreon)

This is what grandpa Mike must deal with. The oblivious clod known as Rich Evans. A bull in a china shop, unaware of the world around him. Never mind. A bull has the capacity to be graceful. Let's say an atomic bomb in a china shop. We at Red Letter Media strive for a clean, functional work environment free of horrid water stains on our wood coffee tables. Then comes the OG ape-man, Rich "dicky do" Evans. He plops his ass on the couch and lays his ever-sweating, water beading, dripping wet plastic McDonald's cup right on the wooden table when a large novelty coaster is mere inches away. Unaware of basic decency. As I edit this video I must stare at this nightmare over and over and over again and when this video comes out please for Larry David's sake, let the world know your outrage as well. #respectthewood.