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Star Trek: Picard Season 2, Episode 10 - re:View

Rick and Morty talk about Star Trek: Picard's emotional finale and embarrassing conclusion. What does it all means? How does they all get to the end of the show while having all the feels and crying butterfly tears? Finally! Patrick Stewart had his say in the direction of Star Trek. He got to act and have all the character moments he always wanted! The result: A turd the size of the moon fell on my face. He rubbed his old shit in my mouth and told me that Picard's mother hanging herself was this moment in his past that made his character not have all the feels and cry butterfly tears all these years later. WOW! What a deep, complex emotional story! I farted butterfly farts! I had to watch the whole season while wearing diapers because I was shitting blood.

Comments

Anonymous

Sorry if it’s already been posted, but your earth is rotating in the wrong direction. Feels like nitpicking even to me to say, but thought I mention it since it was a big point in the episode. Loved the episode though, RLM is my happy place on the internet.

Top Hat Monkey

This is a surrealistic masterpiece. (I mean Picard, not anything done by these hack frauds.)

Zach Dewoody

I approve of Rich’s new hair and never want to see his bare (balding) head ever again.

GadgetBlues

The "bad guy creates a sky shield to protect the planet and it turns into an evil totalitarian regime" thing is lifted straight out of Highlander 2 The Quickening.

Anonymous

The real victim here is Jay.

Anonymous

I shouldn't have watched this so late at night.

DonMac

How can Borg Queen Jurati still be alive and un-aged after 400 years? She's still human and Borg nanobots or whatever should only be able to extend her life a limited amount, not make her seemingly immortal. Gawd, this show makes my brain hurt!

Anonymous

It looks almost like they’re starting to have fun deconstructing their own review format. ST:P become so horrible that it’s come back around to being so terrible it’s almost fun again? For Mike & Rich making the reviews I mean.

DonMac

So if Jurati changed the Borg in the 21st century, does that mean she changed all of the Borg into space hippies by the 25th century and wiped out the previous Borg timeline? Has the Borg's message gone from "Resistance is Futile" to "Hey, don't be a Herbert and resist, join and become One with the Borg" ?

Anonymous

Perhaps they intended it to be that way. “Earth” (humankind) is moving in the wrong direction. Like I’ve said before, we peaked in ‘97 and we are now rapidly descending into madness.

Bronnie

They turned Picard into Dumbledore. That's all.