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Did you know that just a couple of months ago, a mega budget Rolland Emmerich disaster action movie came out? We didn't until yesterday! How does a movie of this scale, both in terms of budget and epic box office failure, just come and go without anybody noticing or saying a word? We decided to try and make sense of it by watching Moooooooonfall. Coming soon!

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Anonymous

Saw it. My goodness... I heard people say that the moon was made of cheese, but we're on an entirely new level of fondue here.

Anonymous

Watched it. Nerdgasm to the max, was stoned off my ass and it made it a million times better

DonMac

I really had hope for Roland Emmerich after he made the pretty good and historically accurate "Midway" but now I guess he's back to making schlocky crap.

Manuel Johnen

First time the words "Midway" and "pretty good" have ever been uttered in the same sentence...

DonMac

"Midway" is arguably the most historically accurate WWII movie ever made, so listen to a WWII historian talk about the movie and you'll hear it get a lot of praise.

Anonymous

I guess Roland Emmerich has been really struggling to get movies made and have them be big hits for a little while now. So rejoice you two! The industry seems to be also sick of one of your most hated hack filmmakers

Anonymous

RLM's entire business model relies on the film industry funding incompetent boobs to make garbage they can throw shit at. I would think they'd rejoice that Emmerich can still get his money.

Manuel Johnen

Lol... I guess that's why WWII historians make for lousy film critics... :P

Anonymous

I saw one trailer and just figured it would be a disaster.

DonMac

This movie was independently financed and bombed so hard that I think it'll end Roland Emmerich's theatrical film career. They should've waited until the Summer when we were more out of the pandemic to release it, instead of putting it out as a "FU It's January" release sure to bomb.

Anonymous

I watched it. As a scientifically literate person it made me weep. I hope they bring Rich in to laugh at the entire idea of the physics lol.

Mike St Louis

Excellent. I’ll take any HITB.

Anonymous

I would love to see a HITB on Everything Everywhere All At Once. Really want to hear your guys' thoughts on it