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Best of the Worst: Shock Em Dead, Hollow Gate, and The Satan Killer

Boooooo! It's that time of year again! The time where the Best of the Worst gang drinks a lot of alcohol and laughs about bad movies. Although that's pretty much what they do all year round. But in October, they do it on a flimsy Halloween set!

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Anonymous

My life has meaning again.

Anonymous

Yayyyyyy!! Gotta wait for my stupid bf to come home and watch it with me though. :(

Anonymous

I know what that is!

Anonymous

It's officially Halloween now.

Anonymous

Very cool, very cool!

Anonymous

I live for BOTW Halloween Spooktaculars!

Anonymous

I'm scared...

Anonymous

Awesome, this is just what I need right now 😂❤️

Erzaad

Can't wait to watch this after work!

David S. Grop

Wow he did it. http://pepperonipizzapiepeephole.com/

Anonymous

The best time of the year! Happy Halloween everyone!

Anonymous

Night of 1000 Pomeranians yes, but also POM NIGHT

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

That harvester was the famous Aston Martin CH7. 1,012 horsepower and went 0-60 in just 1.8 seconds! They only produced a handful in 1982. Farmers weren't buying them for some reason. That's why she had so much trouble running from it.

Anonymous

Drilldo?

Mike W

IM CLAPPING! IM CLAPPING BECAUSE I REMEMBER WHAT THIS IS

Anonymous

I can’t wait to watch this when I’m off of work!! Thank you guys for giving me something to look forward to today!!

Anonymous

This was great, thanks guys!

Marvin Falz

Well done! I especially like that Mike's been voice acting for this. That's something I missed. -- That rock star guy's vomit stream was super-powered, but his pants weren't. If you get that reference, then some aliens from outer space will visit you in your sleep tonight.

Anonymous

So good. Thanks you guys! I love the Halloween episodes.

Anonymous

willem dafoe has a famously huge dick too, mike!

Anonymous

Blade 3 had a vampire pomeranian.

Anonymous

I don't know how these episodes keep getting better and better but that was fantastic! Thanks again guys

Anonymous

Just about to get nailed by Hurricane Zeta...hope the power holds out as I’m hunkering down to watch me some BOTW...perfect weather for the spooktacular 👻

Anonymous

How did you guys make a Halloween episode about appeasing dead witches and not ever say “WITCH, are you for real?!”

AllGoodNamesRGone

"This is young Rip Taylor, before he discovered glitter." Damn it, RLM. You guys are a treasure.

Anonymous

I feel like Jay could turn the opening and closing of this in for his college editing class and count on a 4.0 this time. Sometimes they half ass the editing. But this one was definitely full ass.

Anonymous

He may be called Detective Bald Cop, but on the streets he is known as "The Juicer"

Zach Dewoody

I love that Jay had a child-sized skeleton at the end

Anonymous

We need a Pepperoni Pizza Pie Peephole shirt, the people demand it

Anonymous

To date I've only seen one BotW movie: Chopping Mall!

Brad Bunch

Oh no--why are your movie shelves so empty? It fills me with the Black Mood of the Welsh.

Andréanne Dion

l jolted out of bed. That's my favorite video of the year!

Rhea

Admittedly disappointed that the pizza peephole url didn't lead to more lewd fanart.

Bort Ward

Lots of empty space on those shelves. I heard Mike is a fan of rom-coms. Do you guys need some rom-coms?

Lisa

Farmers were buying up bear traps instead.

Lisa

Throw in a few Hallmark Xmas movies.

Lisa

Well that was a metric fuck ton of fun.

Anonymous

Another It's Pat tease! We need a panel discussion about this masterpiece!

Anonymous

The Virgins song was a take on "you can look but you can't touch" by Poison.

Rhea

FUCK I just remembered that sears mugshot imdb photo guy reminded me of this bit from The Office: https://youtu.be/EH16keuR48A

Silentphil9

The song 'Poison' is by Alice Cooper. You must get this right. It's too awesome not to.

Bort Ward

I thought 'Hurricane Zeta' was an adult film star until I did an Internet search.

Kurt

Wow -- that was quite a ride! Thank you. You fellas have a genuine talent for making Ball Cops out of balls.

Anonymous

Rich was fuckin’ killing it in this one with his comedic timing. And Jay’s editing was on point. As was Mike’s boozing it up.

Manuel Johnen

The most shocking thing about this episode was when Mike emptied the vodka bottle in the cauldron and SQUEEZED the last drop out of it... that was the point I realized it was a plastic bottle... ... ... oh my god, why...? :(

Anonymous

I’m going to need the exact recipe for the witches brew to appease the Witches on All Hallows’ Eve

Mike St Louis

I wonder if Mike got as drunk as he did on the Ghostbusters 2016 HITB? Looks like the lads were having a good time.

Anonymous

Happy Halloween! This year I will be watching, for the first time thanks to Jay, Halloween III

Anonymous

I was so angery that confirmed Level 47 Pun Lord Mike Stoklasa didn't say drilldo

Lisa

That is one of my Halloween staples. It's a lot of fun. Hope you love it.

Anonymous

The editing was on point, the witches brew was bubblin', and we got a hour and a half video of Halloween goodness--thanks again for making the hellscape that has been 2020 bareable~

Anonymous

It's beautiful! In regards to the lady being pulled by her hair in The Satan Killer: remember Aquanet hairspray was still very popular, which not only made the hair stronger/stiffer than steel beams, it numbed the shit out of your scalp. So that scene was totally doable.

Anonymous

what’s that pillow in their home theater say? “Push” somethin?

Anonymous

BOTW makes halloween feel like christmas morning

Bort Ward

'I'm in Love With a Slut' is on YouTube (as is 'You're the Devils Son')

Anonymous

Great set guys! From the design, to the construction and to the lighting of it, well done! Visually cool.

Katy

Jon Hamm, you say? Guess I’ll have to watch Mad Men after all.

Anonymous

The end credits had more artistry than all three movies combined. editing was really fun on this one.

Kendel Fargo

So much better than the great pumpkin! Please keep it up!🎅🏿👍

Anonymous

90 minute episodes should be the new norm. I could've watched you guys for another hour. Also: GIVE US MORE "RICH AND MIKE TALK TNG!" 'Worst Episodes,' 'Guilty Pleasures,' 'Why Ronald D. Moore's Klingon episodes suck, but BSG is Great (until the end)!' 'Q Retrospective,' 'The De-evolution of Troi's Accent (and character),' '"Let's Nit-Pick Universally Liked Episodes" like Yesterday's Enterprise, or Inner Light,' Hell - do a review of each original cast film - and give love to Search For Spock. You guys rock. Keep on keepin' on.

Anonymous

Josh blessed us with #EyesOnBreen and now he hath given us pepperonipizzapiepeephole

Anonymous

Great thumbnail. Boozin' and floozin'.