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Anonymous

Power stance

Anonymous

Yes, please! I need vindication!!!

Anonymous

For a review of Cats?

Anonymous

I’m so excited!!

DemmyD

The Sith Troopers were awesome!!!!!

Anonymous

Pls god let this come out today

Anonymous

Is that a George Lucas cookie jar!?

Anonymous

They look thrilled

Anonymous

It's time, it's slime, it's crimes, and like poetry, it rhymes.

Anonymous

Very cool .....? Maybe cool....?

Anonymous

I literally and figuratively can't wait.

Anonymous

Were you able to hear the movie through all of your thunderous clapping?!

Anonymous

Oh my godddd

Anonymous

Where can I buy a red letter media mug you guys have in the vcr shop set?

Anonymous

What?! You guys are doing a Witcher review? That’s great because I can’t think of anything else that has gone out that is worth reviewing.

Anonymous

Lets get this over with. Wake up plinkett.

Anonymous

So, Jay, would you recommend Cats?

Twisted Wishes

At least this is the end of the saga......disney promised......no more star wars to review............surely they wouldn't lie to us.

Anonymous

Finally the This Old House with Bob Vila Re:View we've all been waiting for

Anonymous

For the remake of Grumpy Old Men?

Anonymous

Its like poetry...

Anonymous

I'm so excited

Anonymous

To talk about CATS? ;)

Anonymous

Mike looks more miseable here than he did when he watched the mushroom man on BotW....

Anonymous

Rich looks like how I feel

Anonymous

Their enthusiam is infectious!

Anonymous

So I'm guessing you didn't order tickets through Fandango this time around...

Anonymous

Mike and Rich fly now!

Anonymous

I imagine it is full of some deeply disappointing cookies.

David Banes

Well taking my best friend to it later today. Sounds like its fun but it again takes too much from past films, I guess that's just Abrams specialty. What? I thought the RLM crew WANTED Star Wars to not take risks and just keep re-doing the same tropes again and again! I thought they were going to be much happier with RoS than with TLJ!

David Banes

Also screw anyone that says Lucas' prequels are better. I'll just remind everyone that he went back to add more to the Eopie farting in a re-release. Like before Jar Jar hears a fart and looks up and there's the back of the Eopie. No George didn't think it was clear enough so he has to SHOW the Eopie farting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHCyDxxXog4

Anonymous

Glory comes.

Anonymous

But...but....where's Jay?

Anonymous

They look completely cathartic in this picture. I'd fear for their wellbeing, but I remembered that no one's ever really gone.

Peter Varga

make sure to check out Collider's Lucas deepfakes, they're hillarious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5LcbX_USg4

Andre K

They're talking about Cats, you can tell

Anonymous

Wow, you're finally doing the Irishman video?

Anonymous

Good....goooooood

Anonymous

Good night, sweet CATS.

David Perek

Jay had never been a huge Sci Fi or Star Wars guy from what I could tell(although I think he was in the People vs George Lucas)? He seemed more impressed by the first two movies in the same way everyone in the industry is. So now that it is clear that none of these movies is gonna make it through a film school critical analysis with a passing grade, there is really no point in him chiming in; it is going to be about if these are good Star Wars movies and not good movies.

Anonymous

I bet they both thought it was ok.

Anonymous

I don't think cathartic is the word you're looking for.

Mike St Louis

Take your time lads. I’ll wait.

Anonymous

Better than the last one. Of course that's not saying much, but still. :-) Can't wait to watch the Half in the Bag, and Plinkett videos!

Anonymous

Oh noooooo

Anonymous

I felt like I could actively see J.J. Abrams meticulously combing through r/StarWars posts while shooting this film.

Anonymous

Jay finally checked out

Manuel Johnen

If feel more exited for this than for the movie itself (which I don't plan on seeing before next year... if at all)... :D

Anonymous

THAT WAS FAST

Ross Nugent

Plot twist - they talk about the second series of short treks and the Discovery season 3 trailer (I'd be just as happy to see that)

damien glenn

My bday is tomorrow, debating if it would better today or as a present for tomorrow

Anonymous

This will be disappointing if all 3 of you arent on the panel like for TFA and TLJ. God damn it, this is Rich not being on the Endgame panel all over again

Anonymous

Thanks guys, will this be up today? thanks so much for all the joy over the years

Anonymous

Man I don't know, I sure didn't feel like how Mike and Rich's faces look after I left the theater. Five minutes in, I realized I just had to turn my brain off and had a pretty good time with it. It's ridiculous, absurd, but pretty fun. It was like a Saturday morning cartoon extra long season finale where they just throw everything against the wall and hope it works somehow. It mostly did for me.

Anonymous

Finally... I've been waiting for you to watch the Vampire Assassin sequel.

Anonymous

Oh, which would be worse...Rise of Skywalker or Cats? What a choice!

David Banes

Got back from it. It was sloppy...but it was fun. That's about what I want from a Star Wars movie. It didn't quite have the visuals of TLJ and I think I appreciate that movie being a bit more experimental...but I had fun. Sequel trilogy/Disney films are still way better than the PT.

Anonymous

palpatine's behind it all

Anonymous

Oh boy!!! CATS REVIEW MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Anonymous

I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.

David S. Grop

A couple of hours of perfectly acceptable entertainment, no more, no less.

Anonymous

I hope you do a Knives Out / Star Wars double half in the bag, you missed a trick if not

Anonymous

I'm just glad they've got a comment section here. Now, instead of waiting for tired and terrible comments and the YouTube video, we can all get tired and terrible speculative comments on patreon!

Anonymous

I paid $5 to tell you guys that I hate you.

Anonymous

I neeeeeed it

Arch Friend

I did not watch it. It's just as entertaining and fulfilling as if I had watched it.

Anonymous

I dont really care if they are going to hate it or not. I'm just here for the comedy.

Anonymous

I don't even care to see the movie. Just the review.

Anonymous

I'm a little embarrassed about how much I'm looking forward to this HITB. I've been refreshing all day.

DJ PaulyT

Dude same please where is it I’m dying

DJ PaulyT

I feel like a kid, waiting to find out if tomorrow’s a snow day

Anonymous

Jay looks absolutely shocked in this picture. Even his hair turned white.

Anonymous

oh my god i cant handle this wait, im like a spoiled child, this is the slowest handjob in the world

Anonymous

... Clearly it's not time

Anonymous

this is the meanest troll since they gave tlj to johnson

Anonymous

are we all going to sit here and pretend it's ok that they provoked us like this...when will we rise up and take what's ours...when we will we truly brung the hack frauds down to our will

Anonymous

literally out of control rage that they teased the Cats review like that and it still isn't up

Anonymous

I’m fascinated now about what the guys will say with the mixed reviews, I’m wishing they hate it cause it will be more fun to hate consuming of produkt, but I’m kind of wishing the movie would be good so I can watch without getting nauseated like in last jedi