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NOTE: THE NOTIFICATIONS ARE NOT OUR FAULT. PLEASE TWEET AT PATREON AND TELL THEM TO FIX THEIR BUGGY APP!!! THX

Where do we even begin with this Extended Cut? So many things happen that I can't put it into words... 

In the episode, two of the dumbest fellas try some of the dumbest Celebrity Alcohol. Enjoy!


 Edited by Jess

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Anonymous

Gonna shit myself ong

Zieln Zyrinx

return of the legend

Anonymous

Hey boutta

Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch chad

Ronaldo A.

4th reupload, get your shit together guys

Anonymous

Amyl and the sniffers!🙌🙌 hah you guys are fuckin hilarious 🤣

Gus Donnelly

I’m about to piss my knickers

Anonymous

Stop it, fucker

Anonymous

Another re upload????

Anonymous

Not again

Anonymous

Its doing it Again

MasterPogway

Boys I think the notifications are spamming again.

Anonymous

Y’all be spamming my notifications with this one fml ahahaha

Anonymous

i need max's beanies pls

Zac Kear

Man wtf with the notifications

Anonymous

Got another noto

Anonymous

Fr commenting everytime I get notified

Anonymous

been notified like a dozen times now LMAOO

dirty hobo

OKAY. I WILL WATCH IT. Damn.

Anonymous

AGAIN?! No wayyyy this gotta be a joke now 😂💀

elina

ENOUGH

TreeFood(Jake)

Could you at least give a reason why this is being re uploaded 50 times?

Anonymous

AMYL AND THE SNIFFERS RAAAAAAH

Anonymous

this gotta be a bit

Gus Donnelly

If I see this notification one more time I’m going to do something I regret…

elina

STOP

MasterPogway

These notifications remind me of the battle pass

Anonymous

How many times w the n word

Anonymous

Wtf goin on bruh

Anonymous

reupload as many times as it takes lads

Anonymous

According to a reply chad gave on the reddit it's a bug thats happening on patreons end.

coldones

Sorry about the notifications guys. Patreon has a bug, we've reached out to see what's going on!

Anonymous

LMAOOOOOOO

Tish

The Morgan freeman sent me hahahahahaha

J

Bruh my knickas twisted

Colton Ream

Why the notifications. My fucking phone is blowing up

Anonymous

Can't wait for the 9th notification

Tish

Knicker twist was the best scene in the world I’ve ever seen

Jake Poggiali

Fine I’ll watch now since you’ve sent 10 notifications

Anonymous

Made it up to the knickers

Dylan Otte

Imma keep asking cause I'm curious, are we getting re uploads of the older vids anytime soon? Still wanna rewatch that original as seen on TV vid

Anonymous

just delete the vid at this point

dirty hobo

The knickers sequence was absolutely amazing

Anonymous

The notifications for this are gonna make me kill myself

pour24s

stop giving me notis damn

Anonymous

We’re on like notification 18 of the day going strong

Anonymous

Send out more notifications!! Turn the noto dial to the max!!! CRANK THAT BITCH UP

Joey Cedillo

What’s going on bruh 😭

Chyna

I'm so glad I'm not the only one receiving notif after notif

Alex

He put knicker on a can

Ayescrem

anotjher banger 2024 off we eatin good

Anonymous

I’m gonna slaughter…

Anonymous

gott damn bruh

Zanen Coy

I feel so bad for chad wanna give him a hug hug

Anonymous

He's taking it like a champ, I've broken a ankle, shit fucking hurts, good job Chad.

Anonymous

Another one?!?!?!

Kenjoda

hey did you fellas upload a new video i haven’t been notified yet

Anonymous

MANEEEE FUCKKKKK STOPPPPP

Kino

I'm going to kill

Anonymous

Please.... Patron... My kids miss me, my wife is leaving me... I have seen this 19 timed now... Isn't that enough patron? Have we angered you somehow?! Please! Mercy!

Velharii

i’m NOT watching until i get another notification (it’s likely that’ll happen)

Anonymous

Another one

Gus Donnelly

I just did something I’ll regret… watch the news tonight

Anonymous

this episode was sooo good haha

Anonymous

Ok we get it you uploaded the video good job guys

Anonymous

Reyt… stop wi notifications I’ll watch it

Anonymous

I keep getting notifications about it dude wtf I watched it

Anonymous

STOP FUCKING UPLOADING THIS VIDEO!!

Anonymous

Okay bro you win I’ll watch the extended vid

Joey Cedillo

Someone’s tweaking on sum good shi rn

Anonymous

Guys I’m driving I can’t do this rn

Anonymous

one more time!!

Chelsea Moore

Jesus fuck what the hell

Anonymous

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO TELL US?!?!

Anonymous

Lads I get it. You uploaded. I’ll watch it after work ok

Anonymous

Bro… we get it pls stop

Anonymous

GUYS COME ON MAN (stopped driving now)

Hayley Avis

came here to check if I was the only one with like 20 notifications for this vid lmaoo

Grandma knarf

I got like 40 notifications last night on my first night in Paris 💀

dirty hobo

Knicker AND blackface in one vid. Is INSANE lmfaooooooooo

Anonymous

Felt very Chinese watching this

Anonymous

Oh man, I'm glad I got that 20th notification, I might not have seen this posted.

Anonymous

wow i had no idea this got uploaded

Anonymous

I just audibly sighed

Anonymous

hey boss i think some more notifications

Anonymous

One more notification and I will commit crimes against God *My lawyer has advised against this course of action*

Anonymous

FUCK OFF

Anonymous

guys i think they might of uploaded an extended cut 🧍‍♂️

Anonymous

Please guys, I’ve got 4 emails and 12 notifications about this video, I get it I’ll watch you later :(

Anonymous

Bro I'm trying to edit, listen Chad's cock is not that important right now

Anonymous

Blocked

Anonymous

GOD DAMNIT FINE ILL WATCH IT JEEZ STOP ASKING

Anonymous

If i get one more fucking notification, I’m killing myself

Shamus

I'll watch the fuckin video when I finish work

Anonymous

One more fucking notification and Istg I’m gonna commit some crimes

Anonymous

can i get some notifications please boss?

Anonymous

FUCK OFF

Anonymous

Guys I love u but please this is toxic

Anonymous

Oh shit new video?! Glad I saw the notification 🥵

Colton Ream

Good fucking hell dude FUCKING STOP. “EXTENDED” boutta get this extended fist in your mouth

Anonymous

Got two more I’m just going to turn off your notifications, it’s 3 am here and this is getting ridiculous.

Kari Kalliojärvi

You really tried the DUMBEST celebrity alcohols for 100 times in a row 😵 at least that's what my notifications tell me

Anonymous

Please stop, I’m begging you

Anonymous

It’s Lizzos fatass sitting on the resend notification button 🫠

Anonymous

I’m going to krill myself dog

Anonymous

The notifications have inspired me to develop late stage fetal alcohol syndrome.

Anonymous

Hmmm 91 notifications… go ahead send 9 more

Anonymous

Bruh stop sending notifs im tryna wank

Anonymous

Mmmm yes I’m edging

Anonymous

If my notifications are anything to go by, y'all have alcohol poisoning

Anonymous

Please dear god make it stop

Anonymous

Get aids

Gus Donnelly

Ok, I am ready to drop a bomb, if I get one more notification I let it blow. (In minecraft)

Anonymous

You guys should post extended versio and not extended

Kari Kalliojärvi

Please one more of those dirty notifs i'm boutta bust 🥵

Anonymous

Ughhhh guysssss

Anonymous

shut the fuck up cunt

Nekku

Please send more of those sweet notifs

Anonymous

oh an extended cut, thank you, oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn. oh another notification? ill watch that one rn.

pra

leather belt

Virtual Boi

grogged asf awesoem ep as always

Enderman

One more notification and I’m cumming

Anonymous

Chad imma throw hands in a minute

Anonymous

Aye new extended cut thanks for notifying me 🤙

Anonymous

Can I watch my porn in peace pls

Anonymous

If I get one more notification I’m going to castrate myself

Jake Poggiali

Good vid boys, the notifications were worth it

Anonymous

Hey I think there’s a new extended version of that latest cold ones vid.

Anonymous

Nah im about to bust

Anonymous

I quit

Anonymous

That’s it, I’m cutting it off

Anonymous

Can I have another notification pls

Anonymous

IM LITERALLY WATCHING IT FUCK OFF

Anonymous

Okay wich one of you gets it max? Chad? Darcy? Scott?

Anonymous

Yo this video is sick. Wonder if anyone has seen it yet

Anonymous

STOP POSTING IT

Gus Donnelly

More blood will be spilled if I get another noti

Anonymous

Would’ve have been nice with a notification

Anonymous

I thought I was going insane until I read the comments

Noah Stanton

Stop the notifications oh my god, I am gay and Chinese

Anonymous

Just remove and re-upload the post?

Anonymous

please god. make it stop.

Anonymous

THE FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS BBBRRROOOOOO

Anonymous

there's no way they are still going 😭😭😭

Anonymous

hey cold ones editors, you should upload this video again just to make sure u did it right

Anonymous

There’s no way anyone has missed this video at this point

Anonymous

Thanks for the notification ... almost forgot it

Anonymous

Amyl and the sniffers intro saved my life

Anonymous

Dam this cut was really good hope people got notified! Don’t wanna miss it

Anonymous

Almost missed the video. Thanks for the notification

Anonymous

it is 4am let me sleep pls\

Anonymous

Nearly missed this! Thanks for the reminder

Virtual Boi

Chad looks so emo after wiping off the facepaint

Anonymous

Bruh what is going on 💀

Anonymous

Chads such a cutie patootie

Anonymous

Does someone count that?

Anonymous

WHATS WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS HOLY SHIT IM TRYNNA PISS IN PEACE HERE

Anonymous

Bruuuuh my phone is exploding

Anonymous

my wife thinks I’m cheating again

Anonymous

My shi is getting spammed

Anonymous

Chad better send me some forgive-me-kisses

Anonymous

Jesus cunt

Anonymous

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting SPAMMED with notifications. I'm about to shut them off cuz holy fuck

Anonymous

Cmon bruh tryna make the snake cry and all I can think about is cold ones we tried the dumbest celebrity alcohol extended cut

Anonymous

Please patreon I've seen the video already, stop spamming notifications

Anonymous

As I sit at my Asian grandmother's funeral pondering the meaning of life. Over and over my phone vibrates in my pocket. I wonder what could be so important, maybe a close friend giving me their condolences or maybe just maybe it's my ex who had heard of my grandmothers passing telling me that she wants me back. But as I open my phone in anticipation it is yet another Cold Ones Extended Patreon notification. I stare blankly at Chads face as I see his lifeless oversaturated eyes stare back into mine. I look over to the left and see Elon Musk laughing at me as if to mock my current feelings, the red background reminding me of my grandmother's Chinese heritage. "Why Cold Ones?" I ask myself, "Why do I get so many of these notifications? Do you wish for me to watch this video right now? Will this relieve my pain of the 50th notification for this video?" I open it whilst at my grandmother's funeral and shead a single tear as whilst I am watching the video, another notification appears for this exact same video. The whole crowd looks at me as I play the video out loud. I am their weeping as yet another notification appears but neither the less I continue to watch begging the Grog gods to save me from this torment. Another notification, and another, I continue watching until I finally finish the video. I look up, everyone is gone, the funeral is over and I am left standing there alone. My phone vibrates and I look down, another notification for the same extended Cold Ones video. I look up to the sky and wonder if this is truely hell. I guess I have my answer as yet another notification goes off.

Anonymous

I’m literally deleting the app I’ve turned all notifications off and still got 72 of them

Anonymous

STOP SPAMMING

Anonymous

Idk if I can take any more of this lads

Anonymous

Jesus chriat what is wrong with you guys. Like the 40th notification on this

Anonymous

FUCK FINE I’ll watch it

Anonymous

You too 🤣🤣🤣 I have SO MANY notifications coming in from this post

Anonymous

Thank god I thought I was the only one

Anonymous

new drinking game: do a shot everytime this video gets re-uploaded

Anonymous

You’re done

Anonymous

Hey guys! Love the videos. I always want to see them as soon as they’re uploaded, so I was wondering if there is any way I can be notified when a new upload is available to watch? Side note, I have short term memory loss, so if it’s possible to have maybe 50 notifications be sent to my phone that would be really helpful. Thank you!

Mol Pol

My condolences, she would’ve loved this video 😪

Anonymous

Holy shit please stop with the notifications

Anonymous

Just one more notification please

Anonymous

I'm saving this video for tomorrow arvo so I appreciate the notifications. It's very considerate.

Anonymous

1 notification every 3 min wtf

Kari Kalliojärvi

Oh shit this video is so fire, I'm so sad I didn't get notified of it 😭

Anonymous

Pleaaaasee stoooop

Anonymous

Really getting my moneys worth thanks guys

Anonymous

IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS IM TRYNNA PLAY BINGO

Anonymous

Notify me harder daddy

Anonymous

can the next notification be in chinese

Anonymous

thanks guys for being so considerate! I almost didn’t wake up for work, but you came through bless 😂 (i dont work today)

MattY

Darcy is a fag

cog n ball torch

damn, i didnt get a single notification.

Riddyl

but what was last alcohol

Anonymous

Egg roll

Scoos

Double the notifications and give it to the next person

Anonymous

someone tell chad 7x7 is not 14

Anonymous

best extended cut ever

ivan

yo no notification

Cameron

Darcy the type of mfer to squeeze his little Nike bottle and squirt someone with the mist.

Riley Hemburrow

The Alaskan survival channel Chad mentioned with 'Hoop Dawg' unfortunately passed away today. 'Hoop Dawg' was only 5 months old but unfortunately he passed away. Very sad time at the channel. Go show 'Will suevives' on YouTube some support

Bearnaise

All I’ve learnt from today is that other people don’t seem to live in peace and have their phone on sleep mode all day, the one day my smooth brain has come in handy

Anonymous

When chad set the fucking flare off 😂

Jared

That amyll and the sniffers? Shit bangs

crimetoad

RIP chad ankle bruh its so good to see the actual event after hearing about it for so long wtf

Isaiel

Leather Belt

Jacob Lassiter

B or D would’ve worked for Gordon’s, India is in Asia. Thought we would miss that didn’t you darply

Aaron White

Amy L on the intro big up legends

Anonymous

I got lotion on my dick

EngagingBus

Yea but he lived in the UK, so it might have been an Indian restaurant in the UK, and not in India itself.

EngagingBus

Took a huge fat shit

Lïva

Love the vids guys!! Thanks for the edit!

Anonymous

the knickers bit was so risky, but really funny

Drew G

Scuffed Timothee Chalomet gives 2 Australian retards copious amounts of famous alcohol

Anonymous

What’s the yellow bag of chips

Angus Keane

Okay, this one was really good. As most have stated! Even on YouTube

Tommy Heinke

I have a sealed pack of Tesla Gigabier! If you want it pn me! (Germany)

Anonymous

In which episodes can i see chads ass?(the censored parts)

Anonymous

that ending made me feel so sorry for chad, that shit looked so painful, no wonder he was crying. hope he's feeling better!

Drew G

Drunk Chad could do better math than me sober

Mad Fly

balsamic

Yousuf Al-Waheb

why does Chad always bust his entire fucking body in every video lmao. deady twister 2, super trash bros, that max vlog where they went skiing and he fucked up his shoulder etc

markus

get well soon chad

Anonymous

Why would you not include Hawkstone from the Orangutan or better known as "Jezza" or full name "Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear"

Anonymous

Chad sounded like peter when he rolled his ankle

The Drexter

The Meter measurement is defined by earth being 40.000km or 40.000.000m in circumference. The distance from the poles to the equator is what defines 10.000km. This also means one meter is 1/40.000.000 of earths circumference. Basically you can easily remember that its 40.000km by the pole-equator distance being 10k. That's really long, people tell me 3 inches is also pretty long but im not so sure.

Anonymous

Chad had no hesitation when Darcy told him to fire off the extinguisher.

Anonymous

love amyl and the sniffers in the beginning

Jack Noire

lmao "this is the final time Darcy will be able to make us disabled" Darcy: Actually makes Chad disabled

Anonymous

Did Chad actually go to the hospital?

Marka 301

Chad sure loves his knickers !

Anonymous

RIP CHAC YOU WILL BE MISSED

Anonymous

Everybody type in the chat Chad is a stupid knicker

raybansale

gog is dead

astro

you can't deny the big door from Norway logic was big brain

Libby

how do i obtain Grog Sticker

voxary9

OMG i love amyl and the sniffers kudos to who ever listens to them