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Good day ladies and gentlemen, enjoy this exquisite extended cut from the recent ASTV upload. FYI the cop cam was later donated to the local police force to help fight  crime. :)  The rest of the products were donated to a local family but then sadly all destroyed in a house fire. :) 


edited by jess


!!!BONUS CONTENT ALERT!!!

Cold ones phrases of the week are as follows: 

"my dick itchy" - Scott

"i'm poor" - Chad

"Wait I want a new catchphrase" - Max  


LOVE FROM,

CRAIG AT COLD ONES 




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J Lyle

Whys Darcy gotta be so hot 🥵

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2023-03-19 19:07:04 I don't have arthritis but I am studying towards a IT job, using a optical mouse all day can lead to repetitive strain injury. I wanna move to a track ball mouse. I would love to see you guys use one <3
2023-03-18 23:24:23 I don't have arthritis but I am studying towards a IT job, using a optical mouse all day can lead to repetitive strain injury. I wanna move to a track ball mouse. I would love to see you guys use one <3

I don't have arthritis but I am studying towards a IT job, using a optical mouse all day can lead to repetitive strain injury. I wanna move to a track ball mouse. I would love to see you guys use one <3

Mad Fly

leg

Daboi_925

my dick fell off

Dylan Otte

You think that we will get a re-up of the first as seen on TV vid?

Drew G

Eventually. It takes them a while to re-upload old content that was removed by vimeo

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Gus Donnelly

SO METRO BOOMIN AND COLD ONES DROPPED? What a blessed day!

Anonymous

Christmas came early.

Anonymous

Finally new extended cut

Tanner

Sweeet, my edibles kicking in and a new cold ones vid is out!!!

Anonymous

this is such a slay

Anonymous

WE DID IT, WE GOT CHADS ASSHOLE

Sage

Thank you. I've been looking forward to this one. Make the next extended one longer though, I want BTS and even food breaks included.

Anonymous

Chads asshole chads asshole

Anonymous

Love you

Anonymous

Lmfaoooooo

Anonymous

This is so good glad y’all posted

CCMAFIA

Cum daddy

Anonymous

Damn my cat died from a seizure

Okay Oof

Chumba wumba!

Anonymous

Finally, Ass cam

Anonymous

Now I have new material to *pphpfh*

Jared

From Tampa Florida. Fuck

Anonymous

Dream cum true

Anonymous

Hole Cam

Anonymous

Chad's ass muffles the sound completely had me dying

Krimson Klaww

The child at 26:30 looks like a goblin the way he's shrunken into the couch.

Anonymous

Fucking oath

Keeeth

Cummy cum

Anonymous

cummy cum cum

Anonymous

Yeeee I've been waiting for this

Kappy448

i have arthritis

Berlynn Raitz

I actually have arthritis, and holding a pen hurts more than holding a mouse.

RedactedRyan

I have arthritis in my leg

Emilie Rodriguez

that fuckin glue shit is UV resin and it needs more than that fuckin tiny light to cure it, and it’s so bad for you 😭 the boys gon die

Sam Davis

Decent job Darcy playing Marcy

Sam Davis

I get a sore hand using a pen or pencil too much. Never had a sore hand from holding a mouse lol

Anonymous

Finally, chads crisp asshole😏

Micah

i have an actual disability in my hand and holding a pen hurts wayyy more than holding a mouse i think that product would make it worse

kaithy

cock and balls

Anonymous

dick spheres

Anonymous

My name cumby

Ollie

i hab ccruppinh g depression funny ciold ones moments keep me aliuve

ProRussianMan

love the timestamps for the video, i usually watch half of it then pause go do stuff and then resume, thank u very much jess

Anonymous

i subscribed to the patreon to see that pov of chads asshole

Jack

If ever you have jar lid that's stuck, bash the lid (not too hard) on a benchtop. Works 101% of the time

Taylor Moss

cock and balls

steph anie

cold ones songs extended when

Anonymous

u shud add the timestamps to all patren vides

Shaymus McIntyre

chad smooching the camera with the tip of his dick

Anonymous

I have arthritis - and usually it's easier to use a mouse than a pen since I am able to lay my hand out flat instead of holding at a specific angle like a pen. I also don't need to push down with a mouse which just means less pain

Anonymous

the real question is how many people have patreon just to see chad's ass

deakhan

i finally understand what max meant when he said that chad has a pocket in his asshole and how he fit a whole bag of peanuts up there

3liott ☠

anyone got the timestamp for twEAlve??

Ayescrem

why does he have such a gaping asshole

TheWizeGoat

Rhett and link are crazy now adays

KC

Hahaha love that

GOO GOO PUGH

1:27:40 " AMERICANS BE LIKE ".... hurt my soul a lil bit

Anonymous

Went through a break up recently been watching for a year your videos honestly have helped me through it all keep on making videos guys cuz you help alot more people than you think, also make some good fucking merch so I can finally buy some like cmon man

Anonymous

Pls where is Chad's hat from xx

Anonymous

my dog was watching and wagging his tail when you spilled food on the table and then laughed about it

Anonymous

i need the hat that chad has, that shit so fire wtf

dirty hobo

i love how theres absolutely no way to avoid them randomly screaming after like 2 minutes of silent talking lol