Vicky - Wrong Size (Patreon)

 "...okay, I'm a grown-ass ___ year old. I'm lonely. I have needs. If people didn't use them, there wouldn't be an industry...but where do I even start?"

--An hour of browsing later--

"Why are they all either wolves, dragons, or covered in spikes...oh, this one looks normal. Generate 1:1 scale model preview." tech noises "...NOPE."


...dildo shopping's hard.  Badum tiss.