Magic Weight (Patreon)

After a nice night out on the town, you bring your girlfriend back to your apartment to spend the night. Being an athletic sort, she immediately noticed the unassuming dumbbell near the TV that only seemed to be configured with 5lbs (2.2kg) of weight. Picking it up, she started to pump it up and down. After the tenth or so repetition she looked over to you sitting and watching and jokingly said, "with this kind of weight, it's hard to believe you're still so skinny." Though, you hardly noticed her jeer as you could hardly believe your eyes.

Thinking back to when you got that weight, you recall that it was from a thrift store you only visited the once. When you asked the lady behind the counter if their was another dumbbell or any more weights, she started going into a cryptic story about it being a magic weight that does something or other. You almost immediately lost interest when she didn't answer your question and bought the dumbbell just to get her to stop talking. Having used the weight a couple times, you had just forgotten about it after deciding a 5lbs dumbbell wasn't really worth using on its own.

As your girlfriend pumped the weight up and down, you only realized she didn't notice what was happening when she made her joke and you took a few seconds to realize what she said. All the time she had been pumping the weight, it had been magically adding more plates to the bar, while at the same time her muscles had pumped up to keep pace with the growing mass.

Still oblivious to her rapidly growing body, she continues to pump the weight as you watch.

When I got back from my trip and released the second part of the Bathroom Bliss FMG, I didn't think I'd be so tired and busy that I wouldn't post anything for another week and a half or so.