Buff Babe (Patreon)

Wanting to get buff, but unwilling to wait for results, this young woman decided to scour the web for a miracle method of attaining her goals. As though by magic, she happened across a website for "Buff Babe" Women's Muscle Enhancer. It promised multiple years of muscle growth from a single workout by just taking a single pill. Immediately ordering a bottle, she was a bit surprised when just 30 minutes later a ring of her doorbell signaled the arrival of her Buff Babe pills.

Foregoing reading any instructions, she immediately ran to her wardrobe to done some stretchy gym clothes before going to her conspicuously well outfitted home gym. Popping open the bottle, she was surprised to only find about a dozen pills, but not thinking much more about it she proceeded to swallow five of them.

What she had failed to read on the bottle was the part about how the pills worked. A single pill would cause a woman's muscles to grow as though she had worked out the same workout for 2 years for the two hour duration of the drug. For example, if she had taken 1 pill and ran on a treadmill for two hours straight, by the end of the two hours her muscles and supporting cardio vascular system would have developed as though she had performed that workout every day for two years, which could take a relative couch-potato to strong endurance runner in just a single workout. However, the directions warned to only use 1 pill at a time, as a second would double the effect and could cause other side effects. Obviously, going from 2 years to 4 years would be potentially desirable to some, but the effect was actually compounding. So one pill was 2 years of growth, two pills was 4 years, but then three pills would be 8 years. Our young lady had just taken five pills. She was about to experience 32 years worth of growth in the span of just two hours.

Loading up 750 lbs (340 kg) onto her hip sled, she started to push with all her might. Being a fairly average woman, she couldn't budge the weight at all, at least to start. After straining for a full two minutes, the weight finally started to creep up and away from her. As her muscles started to swell larger, the weight started to move faster. After another two minutes, the weight was halfway up, and her muscles were large enough that she felt, if this were as big as she got, this weight would probably be her max. But, after only a minute longer she had the weight up as far as it would go, and her muscles had swollen larger than she could have even dreamed.

The sled now feeling weightless, she pumped it up and down a couple more times effortlessly. While her conditioning improved slightly, her muscles didn't seem to really grow any more. Getting up from the machine, she realized she was going to need more weight if she wanted to be the biggest and strongest Buff Babe ever.

I have avoided doing any sort of formatting for the short stories in the past to keep it clear what part was the story and what part was my commentary. In hindsight, that was a pretty dumb reason to not do any formatting. This story got a little long, so formatting was required, and now I have realized my past mistake.