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Sasha woke up with a gasp drenched in sweat. What had happened? She remembered getting pissed that the pills she brought didn’t work. Sasha had always wanted a pair of giant tits. She had been saving money just to buy some very large implants. One day an advertisement for a new miracle bust enhancing pills popped up on her computer screen. It being something new Sasha said the hell with it and brought the pills. A few weeks went by, but eventually the pills arrived. Hydro Bust was the name of the pills. Supposedly they took water absorbed through the skin and made your boobs bigger.

Sasha took the pills for a week straight, but nothing changed. Frustrated and in a last ditch effort she consumed all the remaining pills in one go. After that things got a little hazy she remembered feeling overheated. She must have passed out after that. Whipping the sweat from her brow, she got out of bed and made her way to the bathroom. She needed a drink of water Sasha was parched.

Walking into the bathroom Sasha was only wearing her pink and white panties and a loose-fitting t-shirt. Or, well, it had been loose fitting and it felt a little snug right now. Maybe it had shrunk in the wash. Sasha’s long brunette hair fell down the middle of her back, swaying as she made her way to the washroom. Her ample butt cheeks bounced with each step. Part of the reason Sasha wanted bigger boobs was because she naturally had a huge sexy ass and she wanted to balance herself out more. She knew she would look amazing if she had huge, plump, juicy, watermelon-sized tits just like the ones she was looking at right now.

Sasha’s jaw dropped; she had still been in a bit of a sleep haze that she never noticed that her breasts were huge. “Holy shit!” she shouted grabbing her breasts “what the hell happened to my girls! They’re huge now!” Sasha continued to fondle her breasts, her heart racing as she confirmed that the two zeppelin titties now stretching her top were in fact real. “Where did these come from! I was not this big last night!” She said as she watched her nipples grow harder under her top even her nipples were bigger, puffier, and sexier. “Like I was kinda joking when I said the size of watermelons,” she started to rub the sides of her tits “but seriously look at these huge things they look so hot!”

Turning on the water Sasha bent down to scoop some up in her hands to drink. However, still not used to the size of her new bosoms, she only succeeded in stuffing her watermelons into the sink. Causing them to get soaked in the running water. As the water poured over them, Sasha let out a loud moan of pleasure, her breasts ballooning out, growing bigger and bigger, filling the entire sink and counter as they rapidly grew fatter and fatter and fatter. “Holy crap they’re getting even bigger! The water is making them grow!” she said as she pulled back from the sink. Her top now completely soaked Sasha’s tits continued to inflate. They were now bigger than beach balls.

They continued to grow and grow and grow until they were large enough to take up her entire torso. It had only been a few minutes, but Sasha’s once soaked shirt was not completely dry and stretched to its absolute limits. “Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my God!” Sasha stammered as she looked down at her giant breasts “these things are fucking massive! Look how gigantic and sexy my tits are now!” Sasha rubbed her breasts all over and she was instantly rewarded with jolts of pleasure to her brain. The pleasurable sensations were much greater now. “Unnnnghhhh this feels tooo good I gotta have more!”

Sasha jumped into her shower and turned it on, soaking herself from head to toe. As she did, her breasts renewed their growth. She sighed and moaned loudly as her breasts filled up the shower, pressing against the shower walls as they expanded. Her top finally lost the battle as it ripped down the middle exposing Sasha’s breasts to the open air. With direct contact with the water, her breasts seemed to grow even faster. Her pale swelling breasts pushed up against the glass walls of the shower stall. Water pooled on top of her breasts, allowing them to suck in more and more water.

“Unnnn yes! Don’t stop! Bigger! Bigger!” Sasha moaned as finally with a bang; the shower wall burst away from her expanding bosoms. With a gasp of pleasure, Sasha fell landing on top of her massive breasts. They were the size of bean bag chairs now. She could lay on top of them with ease. With the shower stall destroyed Sasha’s tits continued their conquest of her bathroom. Fatter and rounder, her breasts billowed, pushing out across the cool tile floor. Her soft breasts enveloped the sink and the toilet as she continued to swell and swell. The shower still providing her with more and more water to feed her tits growth.

Laying on top of her perpetually expanding udders Sasha only got more and more excited “Yes! Keep getting fatter and fatter and fatter! I want the biggest fattest tits on the planet!” She watched with glee as her supple breast flesh crept up the walls knocking pictures off. As her breasts sucked up more and more water, they grew heavier and heavier. As more and more pressure was applied to the sink and toilet the vanity broke off and the toilet box cracked open. The hose on the sink busted and with nothing to contain the water from the flush box more water was added to the mix to help Sasha grow.

She whooped in joy as she felt even more water adding to her growth “yes! Don’t stop! Don’t let them stop! I want my titties to keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger!” She called out, desperate to have bigger, fatter breasts. Sasha was shocked at her lust for bigger bosoms even at this size she wanted to grow and grow and grow and grow! It wasn’t enough she needed to suck up more water into her swelling balloons. Her breasts pressed out against the walls of her bathroom now. Cracks started to form in the walls. Sasha herself was lying on top of her now room-filling breasts and they lifted her closer and closer to the ceiling.

When Sasha burst out through the walls of her bathroom, she broke off the pipes in her walls letting the water just spray out all over her breasts. “Ohhhh I’m growing even faster! I’m going to just keep getting bigger and bigger. I love it!” She said as her juggs pushed out into the rest of her apartment. There were scrapes and screeches as her ballooning bosoms pushed furniture away from her, pressing her couches against the walls. Forcing her kitchen table up against the counter and cupboards. Sasha could only giggle as she felt her house getting crushed by her boobs. Kitchen cabinets were flattened against the walls by her unstoppable growing boobs. Her table and chairs splintered and broken.

As she started to smash through the exterior walls of the apartment, she broke off more and more water pipes. With more water to feed her growth, Sasha only grew faster and faster. Then, with a loud crack, Sasha found herself in freefall. It only lasted a few seconds before she landed on the floor below her. Her breasts had grown so heavy she passed through the floor. With a gasp of pleasure, Sasha could only below for more. She wanted this to never end; she would keep growing and growing as long as she could.

Her breasts continued to expand out fatter and rounder as she collapsed floor after floor of the apartment building, leaving a huge gash on the side of the building. Her breasts did their best to swell out and fill that hole she had made but the water trickling from the building wasn’t enough. That all changed though once Sasha’s gigantic house-sized tits landed in the even bigger pool her apartment complex had. With the massive pool’s water now feeding her tits, they took off like weeds. Growing and growing and growing they quickly plugged the hole she had made in her building with tits then continued to push out against the building.

Her breasts grew and grew, pushing against the building more and more until she broke it off. The building bounced away from her breasts and launched into another building nearby. Sasha’s breasts pushed out into the streets, breaking off and fire hydrant after fire hydrant. Crushing cars, buses, and soon buildings under her massive expanding blimps. With the water from the city adding to her growth Sasha was so lost in pleasure she could barely think anymore. Her breasts toppled building after building as they expanded out in all directions. It wasn’t long before her breasts were making short work of city blocks.

Finally, her tits reached their ultimate goal, the ocean. Once Sasha’s breasts sank into the earth's ocean they started to grow out of control. In seconds they had blown up enough to make a metropolis look like a speck. Towns, cities, and states were crushed under her massive breasts as they expanded out fatter and fatter and fatter.  It wasn’t long before Sasha’s tits were starting to wrap around the planet itself. Laying on top of her globe-consuming breasts, Sasha only wanted more.

She didn’t care about anything else besides growing bigger, fatter, hornier, sexier tits. She didn’t care what else happened around her as long as she got what she desired. As her tits drained the last drops of water from the ocean they only seemed to be growing faster. Somehow Sasha knew this was only the beginning. She knew her breasts were never going to stop, something had gone wrong with those pills or well for Sasha something had gone incredibly right. Sasha rubbed her breasts as they billowed ten times the size of the earth. She hoped things continued to go right as her breasts grew faster and faster and faster showing no signs of stopping.

The End.