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Somehow, Civvie made a video that was almost under 30 minutes while discussing a strange and confounding relic of the DOS era. Been sitting on this game for a while since people told me about it a long, long time ago, after which I immediately bought it on Steam, played it for an hour, got frustrated, and put it on the backburner until I felt like touching it again.

This episode is also very heavy on the idea that Civvie is slipping more and more into complete paranoid delusion which I promise is a bit and not reflective of my own mental health. I am, surprisingly, doing quite well, despite the abundance of Bubsy the Bobcat jokes in this video and the fact that I actually captured my own Bubsy 3D footage.

Also, that bit with Bubsy towards the beginning where he "brushes his teeth" is yet another gag I've wanted to do for years that wasn't possible until I got better at editing and paid Adobe more every month for After Effects. Indeed, what could pawsibly go wrong?

Voiceover may sound a bit different in this one since circumstances beyond my control forced me to move my office and put up different soundproofing. So it goes. I strive to sound like I'm coming from a sub-basement but also to not sound too shitty. This desperate balancing act between "terrible ideas that kind of work as jokes" and "having to occasionally appear to be a professional YouTuber" is the lifeblood of this show.

'til next time,

-Civvie

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Files

ERADICATOR IS WEIRD AND CRUNCHY DOS JANK

You'd better Blaze through this one! Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:38 - Mergers and Acquisitions 02:03 - This is Somehow Not the Build Engine 02:50 - Boom Town in Space 08:07 - The Surface Base 14:59 - The Metal Stuff 19:54 - The Flesh Stuff 29:00 - End Credits Links: Patrons see episodes early: https://www.patreon.com/civvie11 Twitter: https://twitter.com/civvie11 Join the dungeon discord: https://discord.gg/3W37rngFyy Noelle's (Credits composer) Channel: / @ameliedoree #retrogaming #fps #FreeCivvie

Comments

Valora Inverse

Oh wow, the game was...surprisingly less awful than expected, given the source. Honestly seems like something Derek StopSkeletons would put on Punching Weight, if he were more PC-game inclined, what with all the everything going on here.

Nachts

Damn fine work! Legit, decently GOOD DOSJank! This, kids.... THIS is why Civvie is the pinnacle of online entertainment. Go forth and continue to conquer, all while basking in the comforting glow of nonconsensual sewer love.

Anonymous

Seeing a new Civvie vid is always a treat! Sorry you had to experience Bubsy 3D though... 😬

Dénes Hliva

12:56 Oh, the Deus Ex 2000 videos is coming soon? Maybe even the next one? Ooh! Goodie!

Mateusz Bartoszek

BLESSED BE THIS JANK! Thanks Civvie! PS Will you be taking a look at Wrath AoR since it's (finally) out? Cheers!

Lobstarooo

I’ve been waiting for this one! We’ve been jankless for like, what, at least one whole video? Btw I recently found the sewer count secret in Wizordum. Are you finally getting royalties for these or what?

Anonymous

Figured you would get to this gem eventually.

Anonymous

just in case nobody else caught it, at the beginning of episode 3 the sewer count gets updated to 268 twice in a row

Alptraum

Oh hey Civvie o/ I was wondering if you need ideas for Patron Exclusive videos. Marrow mod for Blood (because you played Blood mods before) Bloom mod for GZDoom (Blood and Doom!)

Jae L. Mora

Ion Storm: Aftershock when Civvie?

civvie11

I don’t even know if you’re fucking with me with this post and it’s just a really creative way of asking for Deus Ex