CRYOSTASIS - PEAK FORMS (Patreon)

It's been a while since we've checked in on Action Forms, Ukrainian jankromancers who have yet to disappoint me with their resourcefulness and dedication to making me scratch my head hard enough to have bald patches. I wanted to check out Cryostasis because people told me it was the best Action Forms game. And it was. For completely unexpected reasons.  

I haven't decided if enjoyable jank or miserably awful jank makes for a better video. On the one hand, Kreed, which surprisingly gets no shout-out in this video (probably because Cryostasis shows no signs of being trash), may have given me actual brain damage, as evidenced by the fact that the phrase "quit winning" has not left my vocabulary despite the best efforts of trained professionals.

Please say nothing about the water cannon. I've already spent too much time looking at the water cannon. It doesn't heat you up and I refuse to accept that it works better than a submachinegun for giant insects.

I also went back on my promise to use the term "slavjank" less. It seemed necessary at the time. 

-Civvie

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An even newer Patreon discord invite link!

Patron discord link: https://discord.gg/hHmmq4ts8Q

If you'd like to have a different name in the credits than what you pledged with, leave me a comment, or DM me on here or Twitter or discord or whatever. If your name is wrong, not included, or anything else, shoot me a message calling me an asshole and telling me to fix it.

Or if you want one of those fancy colored names that everyone gets now if they want. The credits in the video are usually a couple of days behind the actual patron list so if you don't see your name, it will be in the next upload.