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You are a traveller, lost in the middle of a desert. You have been walking for so long that by this stage, you are unsure of how you got yourself into this situation in the first place. 

Exhausted, thirsty, and hungry, you wonder if this is the end... until you crest the dune before you. 

And there it is, just like a dream. A beautiful oasis is in sight, but it is barricaded, and the only way to gain entry to it (and to life) is to answer the riddles presented by the sphinx that is guarding it. 

What happens next is possibly one of the more bizarre encounters you have ever had, but thankfully your mind is still working well enough!

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📝A big-brained and big-top script made by Joseph Asscrack’s ASSMR for WorldofCadence. The Giggle of the Sphinx is a proud development of Cadence’s Wonderful Worldwide Network!📽📺

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Anonymous

What is it that has no brothers or sisters to speak of, yet is always considered as a twin? (Hey everyone, it's been a while! This was an idea submitted in July 2021 in the polls [ass a B-side idea to the Lunaris audio]. "What if the Sphinx from mythology dressed ass a clown and phrased their riddles ass jokes" was an idea I had in my head for the longest time, and something I have to put in if I were ever to DM a game of DND one day. Thank you to Cadence for making ideas like these always come true! This may not be in the spirit of things, butt I also may rarely post scripts on r/ASMRScriptHaven for the public [under /u/JosephAsscracksASSMR]. Feel free to use whatever if I create more ass for the internet to adapt!)

Anonymous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh my gosh that was delightful funny. I think I'd sooner die of laughter than of thirst at this rate. Props to Joseph for another banger of a script, and for Cadence for her performing it But man, I gotta step up my riddle game, got none of em correct. Gonna have to watch a compilation of the Riddler now.

Anonymous

You sure do know how to make folks crack a smile. Awesome work my dude!

worldofcadence

It made me laugh many times lol, subsequent reads of the script just made me laugh more, but you know I'm a real sucker for puns and jokes and fun-ness. Those riddles were HARD, as they should be (it's an oasis entry we're talking about here)!!