Poll for Patreon Exclusive [January 2022] (Patreon)

Greetings, earthlings and intergalactic travellers! 

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Have a fantabulous week, everyone. Infinite love from Cadence x

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[A] Golden Qilin Goddess Girlfriend x The Violet Star God (The Treasury Café):

It is your birthday, and the Golden Qilin Goddess has arranged a private brunch date in one of the finest restaurants in Dong Shan, your birthplace. The restaurant interior is decorated with gems and precious metals, and the chairs are covered in silk. The best Eastern food is served to you on translucent jade platters. You have just returned from a long trip filled with diplomatic discussions and you both have much to share, including gifts! And…oh? What’s this hidden in the dim sum?

[B] Sweet Wife Aloevera, the maître d'hôtel of the Druid’s Circle Restaurant

You have finally come home after a year of working as a reporter for the Galactic News Service. Your wife has invited you over for breakfast at her restaurant. As you are both plant people, ‘breakfast’ consists of rooting yourselves in rich soil, consuming various 'flavours' of water and compost, and sunbathing. Eventually, it begins to rain, so you retreat indoors to cuddle and enjoy hot tea while listening to the storm. Sounds include wind chimes, shifting earth, splashing water, birds, and rain.

[C] Tau’ceti Warrior Girlfriend x Confederation Ambassador Listener (Alien Cuisine)

The human ambassador listener and their alien warrior girlfriend compete with each other by eating the most exotic alien cuisines. The last one to throw up wins, and the loser has to do whatever the winner decides! The food includes deep fried alien arachnids, living grubs, space whale intestines, and fungal cheese, to name a few. Who will win the challenge? Hmmm…

[D] Bionic Spy Wife x Soldier Husband (The Neon Nightclub)

You are a galactic soldier who fights for HarmonyFire, a large mobile fleet of heroic specialists who travel the galaxy to restore balance. You have just won a battle, and your wife, a bionic spy, celebrates with you at the Neon Nightclub. The nightclub is located in a huge oasis in a post-apocalyptic world, and you enjoy a variety of fizzy, glowing drinks and colourful jellies, and jokingly fight over whose job is more important.

[E] Pygmy Cthulha x Black Hole Leviathus Mate (The Sunken Wreck Inn)

The listener is an ancient creature that travels through space through wormholes and watches different civilisations ‘for fun.’ Despite his advanced age, the Leviathus loves being coddled and fussed over. His girlfriend #103, a pygmy cthulha, likes dressing as a monster-maid and going out on dates with him. She doesn’t let him eat by himself and feeds him, sits him on her lap, and hums some short tunes as he chews.