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You and Uriamu have been inflicted with a debilitating curse by the Ooze Queen Sylvette. 

The curse is slowly turning you both into giddy, mindless slime people. 

The cure is a concentrated dose of a secret ingredient that has been sealed in the vault of the Wiggly Cube Castle, where you have gone undercover as a fancy-outfit-wearing waiter and waitress for the royal slime ball. 

Can you make it to the cure before your brains become as squishy as your surroundings? 

Most importantly, will you accept Uriamu’s declaration of love, thus empowering her magic?

Script: Thank you to the very lovely Joseph Asscrack's ASSMR 📝!

Music: Waltz of the Flowers & Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies (Tchaikovsky). Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0. Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109

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Cadence’s favourite fruit salad recipe:

HAPPY FRUIT SALAD:  

Cut into smol cubes -- 

1/2 cup cantaloupe 

1/4 cup green kiwifruit 

1/2 cup mango 

1/4 cup cotton candy grapes (halved) 

1/4 cup forelle pear  

1L sunshine 

[Optional toppings] 

1 teaspoon finely chopped fresh mint 

1 teaspoon coconut sugar 

3 tablespoons dairy free berry yoghurt (or if you're not lactose intolerant like me, you can use normal yoghurt!) 

1 teaspoon tears of your enemies (best fresh)  

Enjoy!! :3

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To my beauuuitful patrons: 💝

Happy holiday season, everybody! Whether you’ll be celebrating with many or just having a quiet one, I send you much love and magic.

Thank you for your continued presence, enthusiasm, and support!!

I am grateful for each and every one of you.

I wish I could take all of you cuties out to see Ninja Kittai 0: Origins <3

x Infinite huggles x


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Anonymous

Oloo! Oloo! Great Jellied Many, heed our calls! Oloo! Oloo! Help us to seek everlasting happiness! Oloo! Oloo! Our weary minds are rough and wrinkled! Oloo! Oloo! Wash our minds, and they will be clear! Oloo! Oloo! Let them take their time, let them make their plans! Oloo! Oloo! When we flow like a river, we will break their dam! Oloo! Oloo! (Hey there everyone! This was a completed script of a prompt I submitted to the polls in May 2021. While it wasn't chosen then, I couldn't let it go to rest, so seven months later, here we are! All love deserves to enter Cadence's lap here, especially with what she had added to the audio (the Ninja Kittai trailer was awesome!). Have a happy holidays, from the bottom of my bottom to yours! PS: Ass this was originally a brainstorming idea, another of her pet-vegetable hybrids was on the line to be kidnapped, butt they had managed to escape captivity at the last minute. Let it be acknowledged that Cadence had fulfilled all of my conditions to the utter letter, and please send Cucumber Corgi my disdain over the holidays. 🥒 ●ᴥ●🥒)

Anonymous

Not gonna lie. That giddy laugh is 'pudding' a smile in my face. Also, music and script was top tier (Thanks Joseph for this very unique and delightful story).

Anonymous

Eyyyy man, happy to see your 'bun' idea be made into a full audio. It was certainly an enjoyable and 'derriere' I say, unique story. Love your work man, and I'm still looking forward to the sequel of that meta butterfly hivemind story. Have an awesome holiday man!

Anonymous

Also, I have some problems with finding ingredients for the fruit salad recipe. What is a good substitute for the 'tears of your enemies'? I no longer have those, thankfully..... Cause they're all dead! MWHAHAHAHAHA *cough* Oh and Kiwi is hard to come by here. Thanks!