~Poll for August~ (Patreon)

Hey hey everyone, 💛

Thank you for your awesome ideas!

You may cast more than one vote. 

[A] THE KIND FAIRY DOCTOR: The Listener awakes at an unknown place and is taken care of by a Fairy Doctor, who has found him lying unconscious in the woods. 

[B] WEREWOLF HIDE AND SEEK:  A human is attempting to hide from a werewolf who is chasing him. The werewolf's senses are sharp however, and knows where the human hides. She takes her time finding her prey, taunting the human in the process. Finally, after a few minutes of suspense, she pounces on the human, easily overpowering him. What does she do now, she... kisses... him?... What?...  Turns out, the two are actually lovers and are playing hide and seek in the forest. The story ends with the two cuddling in the forest, under the beautiful light of countless stars and the bright, white moon. 

[C] STROLL THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE ON A GIANT’S SHOULDER:  A giant catches you in her forest, and decides to take you on a tour through the countryside, her heavy stomps shaking the trees and making birds fly. Eventually you're sat on her shoulder, maybe her nose if she's extra playful, and she shyly asks if you'd like to be friends. She's always been fascinated by "little people." 

[D] CUTE AMATEUR GHOST: Oh no, you’re being haunted! But she’s clumsy and also not very good at it…her "best" work includes (poorly) drawing an angry face on a fogged mirror D:<, attempting to jump scare you from the closet (but accidentally ripping your clothes and profusely apologising). Eventually, you sit down and try to give her some advice.

[E] FATE/STAY NIGHT: CASTER (MEDEA): She dotes on her Master like a spouse after he returns from work, while also laying out her plans to win the Holy Grail War.

[F] GNOME GAL HERBALIST: No description, but perhaps lots of sweetness and jokes intermingled with some ASMR if this one is picked!

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Here’s a joke that was shared by a patron alongside their submission (thank you for the giggle LOL)

If a werewolf is a human that turns into a wolf, what do you call a human that transforms into a building? 

A werehouse. 

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