Over Bloated Egos (Patreon)

Valerie, Ashley and Bridgett are the undisputed queen bees of their school, girls so incredibly conceited that nothing could possibly dent their outrageous egos. But then it turns out that their unearned self-confidence comes with a price. The girls come down with a condition called Inflatus Arrogantia, where their bodies grow as big as their egoes.

I have plenty of real work that I ought to be doing, but, well, sometimes the spirit moves you... the other day I got way too high on a marijuana edible and, while eating out my lady, this story came flooding into my head like a clarion call from the heavens and I had to get it down on paper in a frenzy, like Coleridge desperately struggling to finish Kubla Kahn before the opium fugue dissipated. I suppose it partly came from having recently seen the new Mean Girls film and also from my own constant and unrelenting need for attention... in any case, I hope you enjoy.  Be sure to comment if you like it, I like having my ego stroked and I need it even more than usual these days XD