Three-chord: If I had a nickel... (Patreon)

for every time I was letting my girlfriend wreck my holes but her jizz activates the cursed satanic pendant she bought from that pawn shop because she thought it 'fit her aesthetic' and she doubles in size and turns red and grows horns, wings, and a tail while still emptying gallons straight into me, I'd have two nickesl.

Which isn't a lot, but still it's weird that it happened twice, right?