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BED TIME STORIES! (Patreon)

Published:
2018-02-28 21:24:07
Imported:
2021-07

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 Well, I hope you guys enjoyed Sebastian spotting stolen poems and shaming them haha!

I personally felt this was the best episode yet.

So, as you know I always roast one of you beautiful people this time, give me your bedtime stories! :D

Thank you so much weebs <3
 

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PLAGIARISED POEMS - SEBASTIAN ROASTS!

Sebastian roasts viewers who steal poems. Plagiarism isn't pretty. Sebastian will roast anyone stealing poems. Funny poems await! Support me on Patreon: http://bit.ly/2emVlbF Twitter: http://bit.ly/2fG2i5n Facebook: http://bit.ly/2fhOmjk Discord: https://discord.gg/cdawgva Twitch: http://bit.ly/2jWEzSb Instagram: http://bit.ly/2g1IZWM My PO Box: CDawgVA PO Box 222 MOLD CH7 9ES United Kingdom Huge thanks to Princessko for making the amazing sprites! https://www.instagram.com/itsamehime/ https://twitter.com/iPrincessko Thanks to Tara for making the beautiful background!: https://twitter.com/this_pear_ Outro Song: P-Holla Do It For Love

Comments

CDawgVA

(Re-posted because I forgot to post it as a video not text my bad &lt;3)

Anonymous

once upon a time, there was a weeb. A weeb who wanted a new anime to see. the weeb found black butler and looked lemons upon lemons. On the youtubes, there they found a lemon with voice acting by CdawgVA. There was a happily ever after for the weeb and every other weeb who loved black butler and Conner Colquhoun. (hopefully, i spelt this right.) :)

Anonymous

Oh dear, sweet little kitten, you've had your fun, But now it's time to rest, like the setting sun. The sleeping young master doesn't know you are here, So please do keep quiet and you will have nothing to fear. As I know you do not like water, I have made it extra warm, Let me bathe you, without your claws going out like a swarm. As I gently caress your sweet fur with the wet, yet warm cloth in my hand, What a rare treat, you're as still as can be, you are sitting like a statue on a stand. I soon finish the gentle rinse as I use a small towel to dry your fur, I hear something that is so lovely, the wonderful sound, of a very sweet purr. I look at your face, your eyelids seem heavy. Let me help you to sleep, slow and steady. I wrap you in my arms, cradling that sweet feline body and walking you to my abode, I smile hearing the purring, it's time to relax, take off a load. I sit down on the bed that I do not lay in with you in my arms, Hush now my little kitten, no need for alarms. I start to gently caress your cheek gently and hearing the purr growing loud, If I were in public and heard that, I would be so entranced that I wouldn't be able to hear the crowd. I slowly start rocking with you in my arms to help lull you, So you will rest ever so sweetly and the day can begin anew. I smile as I see you closing your eyes slowly and going deep, Hush, my sweet little kitten, it's time for a peaceful sleep.

Anonymous

So I posted this story in youtube comments as Yukihime just before becoming a Patreon. I do hope you enjoy! :) it's sorta both a poem and story It was a cold winter night when all through the manor, was heard the sounds of kittens and their soft kitten chatter Three little kittens stirred in a box just inside the door, With a note and red roses that laid near by on the floor Their fur softer then mink, Their paws a purrfect pink. But these wernt just ordinary kittens such simply wouldn't do, As they where a gift for Sebastian so only the rarest would do A darker black then Ciel's soul with eyes of blue, From the depths of hell a litter even he would not be allergic to Demon kittens they where indeed, But perhaps most shocking was what the gift card would read To my beloved Sebastian from yours truly Grell, Don't ask where they came from because I'll never tell But would they be able to convince Ciel himself to be kept inside the manor? Perhaps, if told they could be trained to scare away all Claude and Grell matters

Anonymous

Once upon a time there lived a happily ever after. Now go the fuck to bed.

Anonymous

It was a warm summer night and little Alfred was unable to sleep. He felt to scared to even try. He KNEW he could hear breathing near the foot of his bed. Poor little Alfred tried everything he could to ignore the sound. First he tried hiding under his blanket, then he tried muffling the sound with his pillow over his head, he even tried to pretend snore really loudly in hopes that the thing would think he was sleeping and go away. But not even that seemed to work. The breathing was still there. Finally feeling he had no other choice. Little Alfred gathered all the courage he could, sat up and peered over the foot of his bed....what was there? Was it a horrible creature waiting to snatch him the moment he leaned over or bite his face off? His eyes focused on the thing making the sound...and... not even a second later he fell back against his pillow laughing so hard he could barely breathe. Little Alfred felt so silly for being so scared. For the breathing he heard was nothing more then the family cat trying to sleep at the edge of the bed.

Anonymous

Twas then nizzle before christmizzle and all through the hizzle not a creature was stirren nOt evEn a miZzle

Anonymous

The breeze was pleasant as it swept against the young boy's back. Flowing, always free, it annoyed him. He tilted his head up towards the trees. Beams of light reflected off the dew drops resting on the spider's web. "I know that the dream has died." he thought to himself. Eyes a piercing blue, showing the always prevalent shimmer of youth and a glimmer of weakness. "But why?" with a gasp, the boy watched as a wind gust carried an equally stunning blue butterfly into the spiders dwelling. Quickly, he carefully freed the creature and coddled it in the palms of his hands. When it began to flutter frantically, he pinched it's right wing between his thumb and forefinger. "I was kind enough to save you...and you repay me by trying to escape." The blonde muttered. A somewhat sinister chuckle left his lips. "I won't let you." With his left hand, purple sleeve rustling in the breeze, he tore off the delicate blue wing and held it up to his lips. He pursed his lips and blew softly, joining the shredded offending appendage with the wind. Once again free. "You aren't going anywhere." "Your highness..." The butler knelt, arm across his chest as he bowed to his-WAIT A MINUTE!!! Oops, I accidentally typed the opening scene of black butler season two..Ah well, win win. It surely puts me to sleep. ;)