Alex & Kate's SOUR GRAPS: SmackDown 3/1 | Between The Rock and a Hard Place (Patreon)

No Rampage watchalong tonight, kids, so Auntie Kate can join us.

The Rock took too long to say something today on two separate occasions.

The second time, he took up the better part of a 40 minute talking segment to start the show, a segment that could have been twice as effective in half the time, but no, The Rock had to impugn all the women of Glendale as "Crackhead Karens" a few times. That's libel. Or slander. One of those two.

In other news, Rey Mysterio came back from injury and Dakota Kai performed the most obvious heel turn in the history of the business.

Elsewhere, we'll probably talk Rampage, and we'll DEFINITELY talk about the resurfaced "Wrestlicious" opening theme that we saw today on Twitter.

Oh, and we also have to talk about the Tragic Ballad of Fancy Beej.

(Don't worry, it'll all make perfect sense, I promise.)

Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.

Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpxXCFmh_ck