Titboxing Achievements 2 (Patreon)

This was a quick and really popular piece before, so I threw together a list of new fighting achievements for your... game? RP? Actual boob boxing career? I keep it vague again, but generally focus it around Hellbridge and their art, with some tie-ins to Lily Max Punches Out and sometimes just entirely original characters. I think I avoided mentioning any particular animal/furry species in the first run but dipped into it and a few actual Hellbridge OCs here and there.

These are fun to make up and people seem to like em a lot, but I write them quickly and I don't want to retread the same ideas. Making something like "Beat the game as a cowgirl" or "Beat this bimbo character" would kind of just be me listing things with puns. Which can be neat, but I think these are best when they make you think of a clear scene and it tells you a little about the setting and its characters. Makes creating them a little delicate and I wanna try to respect that. Not that any of you have to, if you feel like making up your own!

Lacking Lactation: win a titboxing match without losing a drop of milk

Daredevil: decline a bribe

Playing With Fire: trigger the Berserk status on three opponents

Out Cold: knock out Masha Nikolayeva

Orgasm De Nile: force Nefertiti to cum

Pigheaded: knock out Greta or Donna with nothing but head shots

So Close But So Far: lose in the finals of any tournament

Welcoming Committee: face an opponent in their debut match

A Whole Barrel of Them: defeat 3 apes or monkeys during your career

Dirty Fighter: have at least 3 different types of your opponent’s bodily fluids on you

Blessed Boxer: defeat a god or goddess in the ring

Ready For Your Closeup?: knock a fighter into a camera

Shattered: win a Glove-To-Glove clash with an opponent

Not Worth the Joke: defeated Nikki “Knockout” Knockers by points instead of knockout

The Smell of Defeat: get facesat by “Musky” Mae Huggins

It’s Just A Prank: lose a match against “Slapstick” Stevens

Rags To Rings: win a championship with the Street Tough background

Hell of a Workout: win a championship with the Gym Rat background

Out of Their Shadow: win a championship with the Protege background

Meet Your Heroes: win a championship with the Fangirl/Fanboy background

From Titties To Titles: win a championship with the Sex Worker background

Devastating Blow: win a match that forces your opponent to retire

Tapped: don’t block or punch for an entire round

Unnatural Advantage: lose a grapple with an opponent with implants

Boxing Buddies: win a tag team boxing match

More Tit Than Titboxer: obtain the biggest breasts in the league

No Woman Is An Island: beat Queen Kahuna

To Be Expected: beat Glass Joanne

Black Blue and Pink?: change colors during a match

Power Play: fight the league manager or one of their relatives

The Trouble With Twins: let Ashley and Didi swap places in one of their matches

Helping Hand: gain a second for your corner

Blood In the Ring: fight in a match against a family member

Wakeup Call: win a match after having blacked out

Pumpkin Smasher: win a match on Halloween

Give ‘Em Their Money’s Worth: take part in a match that goes 8 rounds or more

Really Packs a Punch: get hit by weighted gloves

Souvenir: gain a scar from a match

Lucha Loser: get stripped of your mask during a match

Against the Odds: beat an opponent who has all of their stats higher than yours

Betting on the Wrong Horse: lose to an opponent who has all their stats lower than yours

Which One Do I Shoot?: fight yourself

Pre-Gaming: get into a brawl in the locker room

Tomato Can: get the Bloodied status in the first round

First Impressions: nail your first interview

Cyclops: win a bout with an eye swollen shut

Like A Spider In A Car Crash: get 8 or more black eyes

MILB: fight a mother

A Hard Lesson: lose to Boxing Bot in the tutorial

Easy Targets: compete in a match with Hyper Boobs active

Musclebound Muse: inspire another character to join the league

Fantasy Fighter: face a dragon, unicorn and a princess

Barnyard Brawl: face a pig, cow, and horse

Fuck You, Gravity: get knocked airborne 3 times

My Body Is a Temple: worship an opponent’s body

Private Roster: create 5 or more characters

Lost At Sea: lose a match being held underwater

Gotta Punch Em All: fight every active member on the roster

Cold Fish: make an opponent orgasm while you’re unconscious

Ladies Love the Belt: gain a romantic partner while competing in the league

Training Montage: become the apprentice of another fighter

At Least The Collar’s Nice: become the pet of another fighter

Don’t Bully Me! I’ll Cum!: compete in a match where your opponent picks your outfit

Big Game Hunter: fight an opponent with maxed out Strength stat

Pathetic: lose a match where your opponent has a full health bar

Mutt Buster: face a fighter who is half one species and half another

Slim Slugger: go down a weight class during your career

The Kid Gloves Are Off: raise the difficulty level

Breathtaking: get the Winded condition 3 times from the same opponent during your career

Wrong Way!: get punched in the ass 20 times in one fight

One Pump Chump: get knocked out in a round where you only take one punch

Better Things To Do: miss a match due to an injury

Broken Punching Bags: max out your Strength

Brick Wall: max out your Endurance

Boxing Blur: max out your Speed

Long Arm of the Law: max out your Reach

Infinite Punches: max out your Stamina

Limp Wristed: your Strength reaches 0

Winded By the Stairs: your Stamina reaches 0

Cuddler: your Reach reaches 0

Paper Tiger: your Endurance reaches 0

Quantity Over Quality: throw over 100 punches in one round

Ring Shaker: knock out the heaviest fighter in the league

Fists of Steel: compete in a cage match

Toothpick: become the lightest fighter in the league

True Heavyweight: compete in a round of Sumo Boxing

Darwinian Decked: get hit by an opponent’s natural weapon or defense mechanism

Watching the Watchmen: defeat an opponent with a Superhuman trait

Crushing Defeat: gain a Trauma

Lucky Shot: discover an opponent’s secret weakness

Sitting Duck: become both the Mesmerized and Stuck conditions at once

The Sweet Spot: compete in a round of Clit Boxing

It Worked For the Other Guy…: take a bite out of your opponent

One Last Dance: retire one of your characters

Back To Rise: fight against an opponent who's come out of retirement

It’s A Bit Leathery: eat an entire boxing glove