Super Mario Spikers: The Royal Pains vs The Shockers (Patreon)

Always fun to write one of these when I think of a fun matchup. Went with the spookier monstergirl characters up against the classic ladies, beating and humiliating each other in basically full-contact volleyball. Messing with Queen Boo's anatomy was fun, and I probably mix up the rules I used earlier on their Super attacks but can assume they have more than one. And maybe they messed with the settings. I still toy with how much of a video game and how much is "real" in this one, considering that a few of the girls have competed several times with different partners.

The Lakitus zoomed their cameras over the beach, the Super Spikers volleyball circuit seeming to take up the entire kingdom’s schedule when it was operating. The moonlit night game went on as usual as The Royal Pains were booked to take on The Shockers.

Even in the moonlit evening, the beachside air was warm enough for the ladies to compete in their skimpy swimsuits. Peach and Daisy entered, the popular princesses in their athletic and revealing bikinis of pink and orange respectively. The old friends slapped a pumped high five and bumped their hips together playfully as the audience cheered them on by their reputation alone. Peach’s thicker hips knocked into the tighter and more athletic Daisy’s constantly tanned booty.

“Make way, people! These princesses are queens of the court!” Peach announced in preemptive triumph.

Their opponents made their own entrance as The Shockers came to the field. A large shadowy portal opened up in the sand on the other side of the court, just for a pale woman with long, chalk-white hair burst out of it. She broke into a haughty cackle, dressed in a lacy top and a thong bottom. A tongue that was several feet long rolled out of her grinning mouth, licking her fanged mouth as her plump, marshmallowy tits bounced around. She floated a few inches off the ground, a purple-black crown on top of her hair marking her as Queen Boo.

Shy Gal appeared beside her with her face almost completely covered. A streak of light green hair hung over where her eyes would be, but she wore a thick red hood and a simple, painted mask that covered her face. Her head hung to one side, looking like an unstrung puppet for a moment before she twitched awake. Despite her heavily covered head, the peach-skinned girl wore a red one piece to match her hood. Her humanoid body was mostly thin, but with some plump melon-sized tits standing out. She even wore red arm warmers, covering her hands back to near her shoulders as if they had been torn off a cloak.

“Scared to go up against us?! Can’t blame you!” Queen Boo cackled, grinning smugly over at the princesses.

“We’ll beat you so hard you’ll be having nightmares,” the skinny Shy Gal warned. She leaned in listlessly and spoke in a whisper that the girls could still somehow hear across the court.

“These two still creep me the fuck out,” Daisy admitted.

She grimaced and shivered at the two unsettling opponents making up the rival team. Peach patted her on the shoulder encouragingly.

“That’s what they want. I’m sure they’re as sucky as the overrated minions they are,” the blonde insisted.

“We’ll see about that! Get ‘em, minion!” Queen Boo snapped back, pointing authoritatively.

Shy looked up at her listlessly with a vacant masked expression.

“Oh… yea. Ruin them…”

“So damn creepy,” Daisy muttered as the ball appeared hovering over the net.

Peach was a bit taller so she took the front, facing off with Shy Gal. The Lakitu counted down before they both sprang up vying for the ball. Peach slapped it with her fingertips, pushing it over the edge and right past Boo’s head. The blonde smirked triumphantly but was surprised when Boo’s tongue reached out and slapped the ball, swatting it back up with a dull, wet smacking sound.

Peach recoiled and threw up her hands, managing to set it back up with her palms. She grimaced as she felt the cool, slick remains of Boo’s saliva sticking to it.

“Gross gross gross,” Peach whined as Daisy ran in next to her.

The orange princess leapt up and threw a powerful soccer kick into the ball. It shot speedily into the air, making the monstergirls back off to stay beneath it. Shy Gal got in place where it bounced off her face, but she seemed entirely unphased by it as the ball bounced it back into the air.

“See? Shouldn’t that have done something?” Daisy hissed, nodding towards their unsettling opponents.

“More than make her tits jiggle? Yea,” Peach conceded.

Queen Boo floated above the net when the ball flew her way, spinning with wicked glee. Her whipping breasts slapped the ball sharply back, smashing into the sand between the surprised princesses. They both dove for it too late, crashing into the sand on top of each other.

“THE SHOCKERS SCORE! 1 TO 0!”

“I’m getting real tired of this ghost bullshit,” Daisy grunted.

She pushed herself back up from the ground, peeling her face and breasts off of Peach’s ass. Daisy offered a hand to help pull the blond up to her feet. Peach frowned and shook some sand out of her hair.

“Same… but the queen’s all speed and reach, and Shy Guy’s their slower power type. If we focus on that, we can work around their tricks.”

Daisy nodded and they got back into position as Shy Gal caught the manifesting ball. She smashed the ball over with a jiggle-inducing slap and the princesses were quick to receive. They kept it airborne with a few high sets before they saw what they needed. A floating rainbow ? block appeared over the net and Daisy called over.

“Get it!” the tan tyrant shouted and Peach gave the ball a firm smack.

It flew over the net and through the box, breaking it open on contact. The item immediately flashed before their eyes and Peach smirked. As Shy Gal smacked the ball back, the confident blonde produced a small red and white flower from somewhere behind her bikini-clad hips. She leapt into the air and smashed the ball with the fire flower still in hand. The ball instantly caught fire as it launched right back into Shy Gal. She was barely able to bump it up when her bikini went up in flames. The mask and hood remained untouched for whatever reason as Shy Gal just gasped quietly.

“Oh!” she noted like she had forgotten her keys at home.

Shy still broke into a panicked run, scrambling around the court with her arms flailing. She dropped to roll in the sand and put it out, even as the fire burnt up the last of her swimsuit. Queen Boo was able to bump the ball back over but Daisy was ready to jump up for it. She got in its path and spiked it back down too fast for the busty ghost to handle on her own. She dove for it but the ball slammed into her chest, knocking her down to the sand beside her spooky teammate.

“ROYAL PAINS SCORE! 1 to 1!”

Boo pushed herself back up with an annoyed growl. The ball had slammed into her hard enough that it passed partly through her spectral body, floating inside her breasts. She pulled it out with an annoyed expression and a soft pop.

“If you can’t take the heat, stay off the beach!” Daisy called over mockingly, beaming as she gave Peach a high five.

The blonde princess stepped back as the ball appeared in her hands. She served it over and the ball went back and forth for a few hits before Peach set the ball up. Daisy leapt up for a spike at the same time as Shy leapt up to intercept it. Both ladies slammed it at the same time, floating in midair as the ball glowed.

“CLASH!” the announcer boomed as the two started rapidly at the ball.

At first Daisy seemed to have it well under control. She smacked the ball over and over so that it bounced against the otherwise naked Shy Gal’s masked face. Her unreadable expression didn’t seem to particularly mind at first, which was unsettling but something Daisy tried to shrug off. Her hands seemed too slow to properly intercept it but they also weren’t trying especially hard. Daisy realized why too late as Shy suddenly headbutted the orb with a massive force. The ball shot back and caught Daisy in the face, knocking her silly and turning the tide back against her.

Shy Gal delivered a few more headbutts to the ball, nailing Daisy with the shots until her head was reeling. Daisy started to tip over backward so that Shy and the ball were higher up. The hooded beauty slammed her head into the ball when it was right between her and Daisy’s crotch, smashing it between her legs in a highly complicated, zero contact low blow. The glowing ball rocketed into the redhead’s body, slamming her into the sand with the ball smashing down on her crotch as she let out a pained shriek.

“SHOCKERS SCORE! 2 to 1!”

“Okay… okay, watching for the mask,” Daisy choked out.

She crawled back up, rubbing her stinging pussy. The bottom had wedged deep in for a frontal wedgie that had her delicately picking at it by the time the ball was back in the air. Daisy limped a bit but still set it back up to Peach. The blonde darted in under in, ready to jump up for a spike back over when Queen Boo’s eyes lit up with a reddish purple glow. The Shockers had built up their Special meter and cashed it in as she reached out with a clenching hand. A swarm of grinning ghosts burst out of the sand beneath Peach’s feet, grabbing at her ankles and cutting off her jump.

“Hey! Get off me!” she objected even as a look of panic and terror crossed her face.

The she-boos (dolled up with makeup and long lashes) just snickered and cackled, pawing at Peach’s skin and swimsuit with their stubby arms. One of them wedgied her bikini bottoms up her ass, just for another to slap her pale butt and yank them down around her ankles. Peach flinched as her smooth pussy was exposed and one of the ghosts ran her long tongue up her slit. The blonde shuddered and tried to step away but enough of the ghosts were holding onto her ankles that she tripped over backward. She barely noticed the incoming ball before it came smacking back down on top of her chest, flattening out her tits for a breathtaking moment.

“SHOCKERS SCORE! 3 TO 1!”

The laughing ghosts vanished back underground as Peach got back up. She was blushing and fuming, not bothering to replace her missing bottoms or realize that one of her boobs were hanging out of its cup. She stormed up to the net and grabbed the mesh, shaking it in frustration as she just wanted to go over and clobber the creeps.

“Keep hiding behind your minions, bitch! Let’s see them save you next time!” she threatened.

Daisy caught her by the shoulder and forced her back into place. The tomboy princess was normally the more hotheaded of the two but Peach was much more touchy about her dignity. If they were going to win the match, at least one of them needed to stay focused.

“Come on! Give us another easy round, you spoiled sluts!” Queen Boo called mockingly as she received the ball.

She bumped it over and the princesses hurried around. It was slapped back and forth over the net a few times before another item block appeared. Shy Gal didn’t hesitate to slap the ball right over and through the box, which put the Royals on a nervous defense. The ball was traded a couple times more before Boo intercepted a spike, shooting the ball high over Peach and Daisy’s heads. Daisy ran underneath it to catch it, keeping an eye on its shadow. When that shadow started to grow too quickly, she barely realized what was happening in time.

“EVENT TIME! WATCH FOR HAZARDS!” the announced called out cheerily.

“THWOOOMPS!” she shouted, leaping abruptly back.

The large, spiked block slammed into the sand, barely missing her. It was close enough that its dull spikes still slashed down the front of her bathing suit, shredding it right off her body. Daisy flinched as she felt her nipples get scraped harmlessly, but she still lunged out and barely bumped the ball above the sand. She sighed in relief, just for another block to come slamming down on her lower back. She let out a shrill howl as it squashed her toned and lightly freckled butt, pricking it with the dull but heavy spikes.

The Shockers were dodging much more cautiously around their falling objects and suspicious shadows. Peach was desperately running and panting between them, narrowly dodging them before reaching the ball. She got just in front of the net and leapt up for a devastating spike, but as she went up Queen Boo grabbed her bikini top. Peach’s jump let her hand automatically pull her top down, exposing her jiggling boobs and throwing off her momentum.

Peach gasped and fought the urge to cover up, making an uneven swing that still knocked the ball over the net. It didn’t get far before Shy Gal intercepted it with ease, slamming it with a palm strike like an uppercut. The ball shot right back at the descending Peach, smashing into her lower chin and sending her spinning head over heels backward. She slammed down into the sand just before the ball did the same.

“SHOCKERS SCORE! 4 to 1!” the announced declared.

Queen Boo floated backward, laughing hard as she held her stomach.

“You two look like a shitty reenactment of the emperor's clothes over there!” she jeered.

She had forgotten about the thwomps, which slammed down and squashed her flat for a moment. They vanished a moment later, letting her pop back up to her proper dimensions with her eyes rolling. She quickly shook it off as Daisy and Peach regrouped.

“This sucks so hard,” Daisy groaned miserably.

“We suck… or rather, they suck but they play so weird and dirty…” Peach conceded.

“Yea! You’re right!” Daisy snapped, stomping a foot in the sand.

“I am? About us sucking, or…?”

“I’m tired of taking their shit! I’m gonna be the one laughing when I shove that whole volleyball up that Mike Myers wannabe’s ass! Let’s go fuckin’ beast mode on ‘em!”

“I’m… not aware of that playstyle?” Peach admitted, furrowing her brow.

“C’mon! Just fuck ‘em up! They go low, we go lower! Don’t you ever just wanna go apeshit?!”

That did sound familiar, somehow. And it struck a chord with Peach all the same. She bit her lip and nodded.

“Right. So what’s the plan?”

“The plan is there is no plan,” Daisy said, cracking her knuckles. The two naked damsels turned to glare at the other side of the field.

“Just make these bitches hurt as much as we can before this match is over.”

“GAME POINT!” the announcer warned as if to dampen their spirits.

The girls remained focused anyway as Shy Gal served the ball over to them. Daisy nodded towards the net and signaled Peach to move in closer as she ran for the ball herself. She gave it a firm bump back up to set up Peach for an easy spike.

“Hope you’re ready for another beatdown!” Queen Boo cackled.

She gestured at the net as Shy Gal trotted over, arms limply drifting behind her as she went to clash with Peach this time. She leapt up to meet her for the spike, but Daisy leapt up just as quickly on the other side.

“Let’s skip the minigame bullshit,” Daisy smirked.

She grabbed the net and used it for leverage as she swung her foot underneath. It kicked Shy squarely in the twat, and even with her mask on, some little waterfalls of tears ran down her mask. The stoic beauty mewled and cupped her crotch, falling back to her knees as Peach’s spike went uninterrupted.

“No… fair…” Shy Gal choked out.

“ROYAL PAINS SCORE! 2 TO 4!”

“HEY! Don’t go blowing this!” Queen Boo snapped at her teammate.

“We’re one point from winning here!”

“R-right,” Shy Gal muttered.

She still held her pussy with one hand, rubbing it tenderly as she went back to her spot. Peach served the ball back over and the spooky sportswomen volleyed it right back. It went around a few aggressive sets before Queen Boo flew up again, rolling out her long and thick tongue. With a mocking grin she whipped it out, slapping the ball neatly over the net.

“Eat that, bi-UCKK!!”

Peach had leapt up, but not to grab the ball. She instead grabbed the slick purple tongue of her opponent and pulled, mashing her face into the net itself. Queen Boo gagged as she bounced back with the mesh of the net forming a web pattern on her face. She choked loudly as Daisy bumped the ball back over. The spooky girls weakly reached out for it far too slowly, and the ball thumped into the sand. They slumped over and collapsed on top of each other, with Shy Gal’s sweaty boobs landing in Queen Boo’s face.

“ROYAL PAIN SCORE! 3 to 4!”

The royal ghost growled and clenched her fists. Once Shy Gal climbed off her, she snapped her fingers.

“That does it! Big guns, Shyster!”

Shy Gal nodded, and once they had bumped the ball back over, the hooded woman’s eyes flashed with a red light. She removed her mask, revealing only a deep shadow under her hood. She whipped the mask out under the net and it latched onto Peach’s face. The blonde panicked and grabbed at it, only to suddenly shiver and let her arms hang limply at her sides. The blank Shy Guy mask stared vacantly ahead as she was frozen on the spot.

“That’s unsettling, but point taken,” Daisy muttered as she ran for the ball.

Thankfully, the creeps hadn’t been watching out for their own Super meter. Daisy glowed with a golden aura as she broke into a baseball slide. With a fluid sweep of her feet, she kicked up a thick cloud of sand that blew over her rivals’ side of the field. What started as a quick splash in their faces suddenly whipped up into a sandstorm. Boo and Shy started to shout and flail on their side as Daisy smirked at them.

“First thing you pick up in Sarasaland’s how to handle the sand. Don’t want that in your fun zones!”

Daisy leapt up and smacked the ball over. It wasn’t a very hard hit but with the opponents blind, it didn’t have to be. It thumped something over there and there was another whistle.

“4 TO 4! GAME POINT!”

Both sides recovered from the Supers, their meters drained and both sides stripped naked in the chaotically close match. They scowled at each other, focused and bitter. Daisy tossed the ball to herself as it reappeared.

“Here goes nothing,” Daisy decided as she slammed the ball over.

It bounced back and forth in a series of desperate volleys. A few item blocks were hit as the match went on, neither able to score a point. Boo hit the ball over towards the princesses before Shy Gal quietly drew a Bob-bomb out of nowhere. She chucked it over the net to land at the girls’ feet.

“Oh shit!” Peach hissed as she eyed the tiny explosive.

“Keep going! Keep going!” Daisy ordered desperately.

Peach winced but set the ball up. Daisy actually ran towards the bomb, inescapable as it was, and leapt over it. The explosion still went off, hurling them both into the air with flames licking at the tips of their hair and scorches all over their writhing naked bodies. Daisy shook her head to snap out of it just as her midair body floated to a stop right in front of the ball. She grit her teeth and shifted her weight, slamming a double drop kick into the ball. It went rocketing down towards The Shockers, who hastily ran in to defend it. Boo and Shy Gal ran into each other in their haste, but their squashed together breasts mashed together and bounced the ball back up.

“Get it! We got this!” Queen Boo hissed as she floated back to wait for the setup.

“Not if we use one of these!”

Peach had landed on her butt, starting to climb back up from the landing. She was smoking but smirking as she held out a brightly colored shell. It had several large protrusions on it of heavily padded rubber. As she held it up, it started to vibrate in her clutches.

“Blue shell! BLUE SHELL!” Queen Boo shrieked in horror.

Even Shy Gal’s mask’s eyes went wide as Peach hurled the shell out. It wove through the air before targeting and ramming into the masked woman’s crotch. Its many rubbery barbs buried themselves inside her, vibrating rapidly and attacking her various erogenous zones. Shy Gal let out a quivering moan as her knees went weak, the super-powered sex toy rendering her useless and stuck. Queen Boo had to hurry over and slam it over the net.

Daisy started to run for the ball when Peach cut her off.

“Set me up. I’ve got her this time!” she insisted.

Daisy nodded and stepped back a bit, setting the ball up as her teammate asked. Peach leapt up in a streak of blonde hair and pale skin as she punched the ball just as Queen Boo floated up to do the same with her ally left helplessly behind.

“CLASH!” the announcer shouted as they both leaned into the dramatic punch, crushing the ball almost flat between them.

The air crackled around them with colored lightning as they both gave it their all. The ball warped and pushed one way or the other before Peach threw her all into it. The ball squashed back and flattened out, hitting Queen Boo in the chest. The spectral beauty gave a loud scream as her full breast was crushed into the exact same shape as the battered ball. Her wickedly grinning face warped into one of absolute pain. With a war-like shout, Peach threw out her other fist and punched in both of her tits so that the elastic woman’s breasts stuck out of her back instead of her front. She went rocketing down to the ground, the spiraling ball following right after. It kept spinning rapidly, grinding against her pussy as she screamed and thrashed in the sand. It didn’t stop until Boo thrust hard, gushing a massive orgasm that squirted the ball away from her. Shy Gal let out a similarly wild moan as she humped the spiny shell, joining her teammate in a gushing orgasm.

“GAME POINT! THE ROYAL PAINS WINNN!”

“Fuckin’ finally,” Peach panted, too exhausted to celebrate for a bit. She panted and leaned over on her knees, ignoring how it stuck her tits and ass out for the cheering crowd.

“And at what cost? Way closer than I’d like,” Daisy moaned, rubbing the pain lingering in her privates.

The two raised their hands in sheepish triumph, and even that didn’t last for long. The exhaustion and pain kicked back in and they both crumbled hugging their aching tits and crotches that they’d been ignoring as best they could. It was a win for the royal rumblers, but certainly not a dignified one.